Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else (MBACG&TWWWRBAE).
thought to herself, “That man isn’t going to put me behind the
and
!”, so she engaged in some
and began a
, declaring, “
, you’re not going to put me into
with that box of candy – I’ll be your
! Oh,
, dammit.”
Quite the twist on that last cover, eh?
“Naughty boys and naughty girls – things just keep getting worse!” -Mayhem
Enjoy your basket, Mayhem. It looks like a lovely place to stay and ignore naughty people.
Chris- She looks like a Vampire- or a She-Wolf.
Scary.
Lol! I see what you mean about the corpse!
May looks so comfy in her cute purple basket.
My theory is that Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else were having an affair. His husband caught them in the act and shot them – killing MBACG and mortally wounding TWWWRBAE with a bullet to the stomach. As she goes into shock and dies from the blood loss, the enraged killer (now filled with remorse), rolls her off the bed, shoots himself, and collapses against his dead husband in a final kiss goodbye.
She looks ….. drugged
LOL I thought he looked familiar. She looks a bit brain damaged, kind of stunned and staring into space.
That looks uncomfortable for them
She’s not exactly “in the moment” is she? What can she be thinking?
“Damn, if he doesn’t hurry up the bank will be closed.”
“Did I leave the iron on?”
“I must remember to email Mom about Thanksgiving weekend.”
Or he carried her to the bedroom and accidentally whacked her head on doorframe and now the poor woman is concussed.
I think she’s a corpse too!
OMG, LOL! She looks like a corpse or a Madame Tussauds doll. Mind-boggling that they keep using her over and over again as well. I can’t…
Thanks for the laugh, Chris!:D