Welcome to 200th edition (eek! how did that happen?!) of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Stubborn Set To The Jaw Guy (SSTTJG). (And hey, there will be three two contests this week!)
the
(infamous for his
, both of which peeked out from his
) claimed he was happy when he was simply “
and
“, but he was in for
when he discovered that
had destroyed the
while he was on
into the
.
I think if you read it with one eye closed, squinting with your other eye, it might make sense. After a few drinks.
*sigh* – Mayhem
😀
*Pets Mayhem*
Lol, I really like the idea of his ruby red booty shorts and ‘Louisville slugger’ peeking out of his dark robe edges! Especially when he looks soo serious! 😀
That made a lot of sense. :-). I wanna see him in ruby red booty shorts.
I haven’t suffered from the Ruby Red Booty since I was in diapers. Do Ruby Red Booty Shorts work like Ruby Slippers … click your cheeks together three times and say “There’s no place like home.”? Is there a Red Moonrise when his Ruby Red Booty comes up over the mountain? Help! I’m channeling Henny Youngman.
Chris- I don’t think anyone will be serving his selkie anytime soon.
That face could stop traffic.
Um, that would take a lot of drinking and Mayhem might not approve.
I read it as Die Go 😉
Made sense for a bicentennial celebration!
Happy 200th Episode of my favorite show! People just don’t acknowledge the weighty horror of stock photography enuf. And this guy is NOT ATTRACTIVE IN THE LEAST. (Squealing.)
Happy 200th. I don’t believe there’s enough alcohol in the world for this to make sense.
Pets for poor May.
“Ruby Red Booty Shorts”. Ahahahahahaha! (I don’t think that’s exactly the hoped-for response to the title. Can’t be helped, though.)
And 200th episode! Congrats! *throws confetti*