Congrats to Rachel, who won Perfect Imperfections by Cardeno C! Perfect Imperfections will be released by Dreamspinner Press on May 5.
Congrats to MaryMary, who won a “Love†ring plus Sex and Candy by Nico Jaye!
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Bulgy Shoulders Guy.
When the
from where he was
(and not just by any desire, but by
) to demand
(“Because she doesn’t
!” he complained), Mr. Real’s
snapped open,
trails in the air and making the Love Machine Knight shiver as if he was
.
The end! Vaguely coherent if you squint while you read it, I swear! 😉
“I’m not going to let that naughty boy ruin this glorious sunshine!” -Mayhem
I would share the sunshine if I were you Mayhem. Enjoy it all by yourself!!
Chris- Ew- he looks like Lou Ferrigno, only he isn’t green.
The Love Machine? Eep
I quite like his back
“Hey, i’ll use this Bulgy Shoulders Guy for all these covers, ‘cept I’ll ‘Shop in some thin, lank, frizzy, sweaty white hair on this last one. No one will notice the huge blank swath where I put the hair in. And–bye bye tats!” said the worst hack ever.
I want that chick’s hair in Dark-adapted Eyes (which would also be a pretty useful mutation I suppose).
But really Elora’s Cave, that fake hair makes him look mutant. Stop, just stop. And is Karley a boy since there are two on the cover? Questions, questions. 🙂
Bulgy Shoulders Guy is surprisingly versatile.