I’m a little crabby and a little crampy (why, yes, these are directly related) and a little chilly (it’s -3F here right now) this morning. You are all going to be much funnier than me today, so please caption today’s picture in the comments.
Caption comments made before 6 pm Central Standard Time on Monday, February 20, will be numbered and then I’ll use a random number generator to pick a number. The prize will be (you’ll never guess… really… never in a million years…) yarn! (What?! You guessed?!!)
Progress update: Sweater body to armpits, one sleeve done, and about 15 rows left on the second sleeve. Tonight I’ll finish the second sleeve, attach both sleeves to the body, and begin knitting the yoke. However, I’m going to lose quite a bit of knitting time this weekend… Details to follow on Sunday or Monday.
Get captioning! I need a giggle this morning.
“Who needs Kleenex? Silly humans.”
Or, stretching for the Cat Olympics Event: “Sticking your tongue in your eyeball.”
I’ve got no captions for you, but that picture is awfully cute. and I’m not one to comment on people’s pets. Love that pic!
She thinks that you can just knit with it, but what does she know….mmm Koigu is sooooo good.
“Tuna? What tuna?”
I just love your pics of Chaos, he’s such a cutie. And what a lovely, shiny coat he has.
No one will ever know what I did with the body.
Huh, so my tongue IS pink!
His tongue looks like bubble gum to me! Maybe it’s an ad! So here’s my caption:
“Is your cat just not chaotic enough? Try Chaos Brand Catnip Flavored Bubble Gum, official sponser of the 2006 Knitting Olympics!”
Hmmmm…puuurfect served with fava beans and a good Chianti.
Yarn? What yarn? {Burp}. Must go take nap and look innocent now.
I always synch up with gals I work with, but synching up with women over the Internet is ridiculous!
As for Chaos:
“Forget the caption and forget the prize. I took care of it already.”
Imagine that. My nose tastes just like tuna.
“MMMmmmMMMmmmm…little cardboard human was so-o-o-o-o tasty.”
or
“Hmmmm…how would I look with a pink nose?”
“Hey – I don’t take pictures of you while you’re bathing”
brilliant contest. Sadly, I am not feeling funny this morning. To me it looks something like “I can touch my nose with my tongue – I know I can! Just a little help form my paw and .. there!”
Chaos: ‘Any spiders that climbed in my nose while I was sleeping — I demand you to come out now! Or I’m sending in the tongue!’
ok that was a little gross ;o)
so..
‘I hope all that yellow tissue-paper isn’t turning my nose orange… Ahh, good it’s still pink!’
“I love using my tongue to groom. The simplicity. The grace. The wonder. Wait. Do I smell ass?”
“There’s nothing like a nice bath after wrestling mom’s knitting to the ground.”
Yummy, yummy, yummy, that was the best yarn I ever ate……..too bad that mom won’t have enough to finish that damn sweater…….oops!
Hmm… kinda salty… occasionally chewy.. oh no!! My brain is leaking out my nose!
Well… thank God I’m still cute.
Mmmmm…toe jam…breakfast of champions! (and black blobs)
Mmmm… tuna. (cf Homer Simpson)
I think I get the prize for the most boring comment – but hey – I’m feeling a little crampy and cranky myself – it’s the best you’ll get for today…
I’m off to eat gluten-free chocolate…
Hmmmm……..tastes like chicken.
“Hamster? I dunno nothin’ about no hamster!”
what do you mean we don’t all spend our lives eating, washing and sleeping I do!
“Damn, I’m a fine lookin’ cat…the chicks must really dig me”
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing…pass the Kitty Seltzer I feel are large fur ball coming?”
“Where was I last night? The last thing I remember I was drinking out of the toilet and then everything went black. Then I woke up in the litterbox; and why do my paws taste like gerbils? We don’t have any gerbils.”
Ah, pate’ d’ mousie, my favorite!
I love it when Mom puts peanut butter between my toes to keep me from bugging her.
“Don’t know what that white stuff was, but is sure wasn’t milk. Hey, my tongue is stuck. To my nose. Can someone please unstick my tongue. Please.”
Best I can do. Hope you’re feeling better soon.
Hummm, ok my breath smells fine. Now to go find my friend the mini dressmaker’s form for a little kitty romance.
Oh.. ow.. tongue cramp! Maybe I’ll just rest it here.. on my nose for a while. Yeah.. that’s better, except that I can’t breathe and my tongue smells really gross. I’ll just close my eyes and go to sleep.. then I won’t notice.
“I’m hungry… I always have a little extra food I keep hidden between my toes, now where is it? Yep, found it!”
“mmm. tastes SO good. *AND* it decorates the litterbox like a surprise party for mom later!…… salmon flavored tissue paper… you KNOW you want some!”
in the style of Marsha Brady
“One Two Three Four Five Six Nine Ten”
“Dammit!”
“One Two…”
*humming along*
Acckk!!!
(Chaos gets a hairball!)
Oh wait, that could be my cat!
“Knitted wash cloths? Silly humans, they should just follow my example and get licking. Yup, all over your body, don’t go missing any spots”
I’m feeling decidedly unfunny this morning, but cute picture!
“And Mom still wonders where the tail of the red sparkly mouse went. Heh.”
Oh Chris…my brain cells are bonking around up there…I really don’t think I can come up with a good caption.
I’m excited about which one you pick! You’ve got some good ones here.
“Lickety-Split I finally got that morsel off my nose, whew…”
Oh yummy! Bogey flavoured treats 😉 Betcha didn’t know I could put my tongue up my nose did ya? I ain’t just a pretty face you know……
Here goes:
“One more lick and then I’ll take a nap. Ah, to be a beautiful cat … life is good.”
Sorry, I’m a bad caption writer! 🙂
Boy that was good! Mom will never even notice it’s gone.
GOT MILK.
🙂
I think this is Chaos blowing a raspberry at all those who cast aspersions on his relationship with the mini dressmaker form…
*tthbbbt* We’re just friends. And yes, now that you mention it, I do bite my friends while I’m cuddling them.
“Finger lickin’ good!”
“Must. Get. That. Spot.
Bathing is terribly hard work…and those humans think we do nothing all day…”
“i can touch my my ears with my tongue… okay. maybe just my nose.”