I’m a little crabby and a little crampy (why, yes, these are directly related) and a little chilly (it’s -3F here right now) this morning. You are all going to be much funnier than me today, so please caption today’s picture in the comments.
Caption comments made before 6 pm Central Standard Time on Monday, February 20, will be numbered and then I’ll use a random number generator to pick a number. The prize will be (you’ll never guess… really… never in a million years…) yarn! (What?! You guessed?!!)
Progress update: Sweater body to armpits, one sleeve done, and about 15 rows left on the second sleeve. Tonight I’ll finish the second sleeve, attach both sleeves to the body, and begin knitting the yoke. However, I’m going to lose quite a bit of knitting time this weekend… Details to follow on Sunday or Monday.
Get captioning! I need a giggle this morning.
#2:
“Yeah, go ahead and laugh. Would YOU rather pick your nose with a claw?”
~Eileen
I’m probably too late but I imagine him thinking: “Me? I’m just clean-living guy. I would never touch unguarded knitting no matter how tasty it is.”
Yum, I just LOVE Tuna Slurpies.
Hey Chris,
Thanks for stopping by the blog! The icon is a jogging icon, but I walk, jogging just does a number on my middle aged knees now. I couldn’t find a good walking icon.
C’mon~~join in the fun :o) Although I wouldn’t wish riding a stationary on anyone. That’s why I avoid mine at all costs. Looks like it might be my last resort tomorrow, though. We’re seeing a 30+ degree drop in temp and rain/snow tomorrow. Sigh. We’re all gonnna be sick as dogs if the weather doesn’t settle down into either winter or spring.
Let’s see a quote for Chaos the Casanova–What I wouldn’t give to have my own manicurist!
“Man that mouse tasted good. Maybe next time I’ll have one with Chianti and some fava beans.”
Hey! Someone already had my caption! Just noticed. Aw well.
“Ok I washed my paws. Now may I have some tuna?” ***CV
I thought of another one:
“And you wonder why I’m so popular with all the lady cats out there.”
Cramping, crabby, chilly… sounds very familiar to me this week.
Caption #1: Mmmmm… boogers….
Caption #2: Damn… I shouldn’t have stuffed that kitty treat so far in.
Best of luck with the crabby and crampy… I’m in the same boat… argh
Seriously, must you take pictures of me every day? We all know how handsome I am.
Damn! Mom was right-my face did freeze this way!
‘Where the hell’s the “retract” button on this thing? Hello, a little help here!’
Hi Chris,
thanks for the visit and cheer up.
Your cat’s a gem!
Here’s my caption:
“mmm, I love stuffing! … um no,
no, yes it’s strange, haven’t seen girlfriend today either!
You have some cute potential captions 🙂 I am not really in a humorous state of mind today 🙁 or I would put something down. Just passing through on Stashalong patrol–have a great week(give Chaos a good rub down for me)!
One dressmaker form down…..not I’m on to the other hot chica my mama found for me.
Okay. The first thing that popped into my mind was:
“Not only is my tongue toilet paper, it doubles as a washcloth, too.”
Chaos is sleeping and dreaming about Boobzilla.
*bubble above Chaos’s head* ohhhh Boobzilla mon petite cheri you are so very tasty, slurp slurp. Come to daddy!
“See mom, the piercing will go right through here. Oh come on! All the cats are doing it!”
What? Haven’t you heard of getting your ?^$$! pierced?
Mmm – I love the taste of mouse in the morning!
“If your happy and you know it lick your nose!”
“Dude. Now I *have* to get one of those pink razor phones!”
“Dude. Now I *have* to get one of those pink razor phones!”