Welcome to yet another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Seventies HAir GuY, aka SHAGY.
Says SHAGY, “If I must go
and
, even if I have to climb
, so be it. My passion cannot be
by your sordidly
scandals!”
Ok, I’m stuck. Bonus points to anyone who works this final title into SHAGY’s melodramatic declaration!
And additional bonus points to those who identify the other cover model on Off the Beaten Path. 🙂
Continued from Friday…
“Ha! I had to wait and wait, but May finally got bored and wandered away! This portable kitty cave is mine again!” -Chaos
Oh, it’s the ‘look at my nipples’ guy with SHAGY on the cover. Oh, damn, what’s his name??? Now you’re going to make me go back through the old posts to find him.
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It’s Candy Cane guy! Ah ha!! I knew I recognized those nips. I’ve even got them on one of my book covers 😉
.-= Ava March´s last blog ..Where The Princes’ Vacation Cruise Took a Turn for the Worse =-.
Sweet guy – and funnily I have never read any of those books..
How cute is Chaos in his gloating…. cute cute pic..
E.H>
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And, no vet in sight. Loved your story with 70’s hair guy;-D
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Chaos and Mayhem take turns in the kitty cave. What nice kitties.
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Um, Boob Boy? I can’t remember!
.-= Brigitte´s last blog ..In Training, Part Deux =-.
Yeah, I recognie the boobie in Off the Beaten Path. Not sure how I can work InDescent in there. LOL I think Shagy is kind of cute.
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You enjoy your cave Chaos!
I’ll have to come back later to try and identify who expose the pec guy is. – lol
Man I suck at clever captions.. No bonus points for me.. lol
I hope you have recovered from your “bat cave” experience. 😉
Seventies hair guy gets around, no question. He does have ridiculous hair, but I’m thinking the cover artists like him for his faraway stare (pensive, thoughtful, melancholy, etc. …)
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Val: I did try to work the staring off into space business into a name for him, but I gave up!
“The waistband of my jeans seems to be in descent. That’s okay, though, really. I was just going to the john.”
.-= trek´s last blog ..Missing the point =-.
Oh, nicely done, trek!
The portable kitty cave is, perhaps, the carrier? I gave the same kitty psychology to a guy in Petsmart over the weekend. He’s preparing for a long trip and I told him to put the carrier down now to get his buddy a chance to adjust.
He’s headed to Russia for 3 years. He thanked me in Russian, though he’s still learning (and mine is better than his!)
Mr. Far and Away?
Chris- I can’t get past the hat hair-
life is better in the cave.
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How about, “I shall stare vacantly into the distance, with my pants InDescent…until you return to me.”
Yeah…I suck at this – lol.
His hair is really sad.. could we get him a ‘Bumpit’ or something to fix that terrible hat hair that he’s got going on?
My mental capabilities are in descent as my passion for you rises, much like my pants slide low as my eyes search beyond the horizon.
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Yay, you finally got it. Chaos, I told you the other day to have a bit of patience and it would be yours. 🙂
Shagy is kind of cute but I can’t think of a thing for his last cover. 🙂
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Mouse: Maybe someone will Photoshop a glorious Fabio mane onto his head for us!
I want a cover with Candy Cane man, Shaggy Guy and the Underwear dude. It would be the perfect trifecta. I could title the book, Where Did We Leave Our Shirts?
OK, please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks the other guy on the “Off the Beaten Path” looks like he is doing a monthly breast self-examination.
It’s either that or he is checking himself out for unusual spotting.
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That is candy cane guy!!!
Victory is so sweet huh Chaos!!!!
And here you go…
“I can be as indescent as you want me to me. Just don’t make me cut my hair.”
Hope all is well my friend! Hope you had a great weekend! Hugs!
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What does he keep looking at? A ghost? A pretty little spider? A bat?
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Stock photog boy has a nice chest. *rowl*
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I’m with bludeuedd. All I can think of is, “What is he looking at?”
Well, that, and the fact that he brings out my motherly instincts: I want to brush his hair and neaten it up a bit. I feel old, now. lol
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SHAGY looks oddly familiar. I can’t say how, but he’s a lovely young fellow. Very earnest in his quest, as you have told it. I hope things turn out!
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What do you suppose he’s looking at, up in the corner of all those covers? A bat, maybe??
You are one brave woman! I would have called the police and abandoned ship! Poor battie!
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Yay for Chaos!
Shagy is kinda cute and that nick name reminds me somehow of Scooby Doo…
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He really needs a haircut….thats the same style a lot of the boys at the high school have. *shudders*
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Oh, Chris. Thank you for this, on a Monday, no less.
😉
Somebody buy that boy a bottle of shampoo!
Impossible to top trek on the caption; it’s perfect.
You rule, Chaos! Enjoy the kitty cave!
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I think Trek wins the bonus points. I can’t look at SHAGY without thinking Scooby Doo should be on the cover too, especially with that hair.
Yay for Chaos reclaiming the kitty cave!
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Ah, the omnipresent wannabe Adin Swift. (He doesn’t look like Adin Swift, so I just mentally paste the model from Kresley Cole’s Dark Needs at Night’s Edge — and gee, who might that be? — over this guy.)
It’s called a coping mechanism. 😉
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Mmmm… Nathan as Adin. Yeah, that works for me, too, KZ! 🙂
First off, I soooo love bats… they’re just so cute. Sorry, but I do..
Second, 70’s guy is soooo looking at nipple guy far off in the distance, cause yeah, he loves him some nipples…. oh, and I LOL at the “got those nips on one of my covers”… I soooo don’t have nipple or 70’s guys on any of my covers. Though the guy on Deadly Vision has some mighty impressive pecs… he’d give any chick a run for their money, I tell ya.
As for the caption…
Look at your fellow, now look back at me… look far off to the distance, now look back at me… yes, I’m indecent and I’m wearing Old Spice, so who cares because I smell so damn good.
hugs,
Kris
Well, y’know, we do what we must to make our covers palatable.
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“…or your InDecent proposals on different hairstyles for me.” LOL! That’s bad, isn’t it?
Yeah, Chaos, see? Patience does payoff! 😉
I wonder what the publishers think when they see all these covers back to back?
Go Chaos!
.-= orannia´s last blog ..Peeking =-.
sweet jeebus he’s everywhere – and why does that chick’s arm look so greasy? Wait. Nevermind, I’m sure I don’t want to know. ;o)
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Oh – this is actually early teen, angsty, hat hair. They wear the hats on purpose to get that little Farrah wave on the end. Puck’s buddies do it often.
So I have to ask…is 70’s Hair guy looking into the corner of your room wondering why there’s a bat in it?
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Congratulations, Chaos!
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Wow – I can’t get over how much like Chaos Sirius looks.
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