Below you will find an uncaptioned picture of Mayhem. To play, simply leave your caption in the comments of this post by 6 pm CDT (*whimper*), Tuesday, March 11. A winner or two will be chosen randomly (although I reserve the right to ask someone to judge the captions). Knitters will receive a knitting related prize; non-knitters will be brutally forced to learn to knit… wait, no, that’s not right. non-knitters will receive a non-knitting related prize. Let the captioning begin!
[Contest is now closed, but feel free to leave captions!]
“………………………………” -Mayhem
Mayhem just got a blast of Chaos’ morning breath!
Chaos, you have smelly kitty toes!
I’m not just another pretty face.
There’s nothing quite as bad as a ‘nip hangover…
That was some strong stuff Mom!
I have a dream where the world is mine and Chaos does not rule.
“Sphynx schmynx!
There is no try. There is do or not do. There is no try.
Aaa, no flash! Bad paparazzi!!
“Oh Big Kitty…can I stop now? Aw man, I think I’m going to hurl…”
Ah, I may be the young padawan but Chaos-san you still have much to learn..
“Look at me! I can make my mouth look like a cat’s bum!”
It’s a lolcat waiting to happen, lol.
Okay, here goes, “Dis iz yer cat. Dis iz yer cat on nip. Any kweshtuns?”
I can’t breathe…can’t see! I must be allergic to Chaos!
I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so…
Oh man, what was in that chili last night?
The poor cat suffered after his owner hosted the Martini Knitting Group’s weekly get together.Lots of petting hands, drinks and yarn was just too much temptation for the little fellow.
Alfred Hitchcock presents: “The Cat Who Knew Too Much.”
“I do believe that’s Eau d’Addi”
Tuna. Definitely tuna. My nose knows. I won’t move until I hear the kitty plate sound or Chaos gets there first. Mmm tuna.
“Innnnterrresting….verrrrry innnnnterrresting…but schtupid!”
“If I use my kitty death-stare then maybe she’ll back away with the knitted baby hats… I am not in a modeling mood.”
“Who cut the cheese?”
Hey Big Kitty? What time is it? Just five more minutes Mom, then I promise I’ll get up!
Man, I hate getting up early for Daylight Savings! It just totally ruins my schedule. This is what happens when I don’t get enough beauty sleep!
You woke me up for *this*?? As soon as I feel up to it, I’m shredding more knitting needles.
If you squint just like this… nah, you still don’t look like Denzel Chaos, sorry.
Have you seen my John Belushi “I’m a zit” routine?
Breath, I iz holding it
I predict….tuna….
Can you scratch right there? No right there….ah yes….
She’s forcing me to knit again…
“Hi Sexy!!!!” (wink, wink!)
Ya know, if you squint just right, the sweater that you knit doesn’t look too bad on you, Mom.
“Did you say cat *nap* or cat *nip*?”
I can control your mind. You will feed.me.now!
“Must.not.sneeze!! Big kitty will know I’m hidin’ the nip!”
“what are you looking at?”
Should I wake up? Is Mom working the can opener?
My head. It iz explodn…
“over, just a bit, ooooh right there, yes, yes, oh more, I love it, don’t stop, pls don’t stop…awwwwwww that’s better…..ummmmm, now back to napping”….
MMMmmm don’t you just LOVE the smell of tuna in the morning…
“Whatchu lookin’ at?” with complete accent, of course. 🙂
No, see you’re supposed to rub right under the chin. Here let me show you. See it? See the spot?
Dude, that was some ‘nip.
Yo, Mom, is there any more?
“Ewwwww, Red Heart.”
“Mmmmm. Pink mousies. My favorite. I’ll have two, please, Mom.”
‘Ah, the smell of wool in the morning …. “
one is not amused
“Whut tuna? I didnunt see no tuna…”
Look at my impression of George W. Bush….”strategery”
Eeew! What did you eat?!?!? Big Kitty you stink!