Congrats to Laura, who won the Hearts of England anthology by RJ Scott, Meredith Russell, Chris Quinton, Lisa Worrall, Sue Brown, & SA Meade! Hearts of England was released by Silver Publishing on September 15.
Congrats to Brandi, who won Holding On by Em Woods! Holding On is being released today by Total-E-Bound.
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with the always busy Too Smooth Guy.
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,
to fulfill his
was shattered by
,
, and
as he was suddenly
and
. No longer one of the
, he tried to ignore the
as he prepared for
under the
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with his
.
Oh oh. That almost made sense…
“I stick my tongue out at you, naughty boys!! You are so… naughty!!” -Mayhem
I wonder if Too Smooth Guy does a twice a week wax and buff. Do you think he would share his regimen? I would love for my legs to be that smooth!
But Mayhem, there are naughty girls too today O.O
OH MAN i love him in those plaid pants!!!!!
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What did they do to his pants in the Bachelor’s Last Run? It’s like would you like some cheese with your smoothness?
Why, thank you.
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He is Too Smooth. Look at that huge expanse of plastic flesh!
And look at May — she’s almost become abstract art. 😀
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He is always so distracted by things
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You should stick your tongue out at the story. It’s worse than the naughty boys, May!
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He is too smooth–buffed and polished. I bet he’d make a good coffee table.
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Why do guys get all the smooth skin?
Thank you for the weeekly fun 😉
Oh dear – the first title started ear worm as ‘Just another winter’s day’…… Help!
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I frequently RANT. RANT RANT! about the over waxed body-builder types on m/m and other covers. Somebody need to put a stop to it! I love how we can see a collection of “Too Smooth Guy” and his consistently awful covers. BAD! BAD BAD!
There are scores of young graphic design graduates who would love some work. There are many attractive models, who wear shirts and don’t wax so hard, who are willing to pose for book covers,
I am willing to do free art direction and consulting, should anyone ask. Rant, etc.