Contest is now closed! Thanks for playing. 🙂
But what sort of contest should I have? Hmm, how about a caption contest? Y’all are good at those! 🙂
Please caption away in the comments to this post. You can caption either or both of the pictures below. Contest closes at 7 pm CST, Wednesday, December 10. Judging may be by funniest captions or by random number, depending on my inclination and if I bully entice Jeanne to help me judge captions. Prizes – some books, some music, some yarn, some black cat paraphernalia. The winner(s) will probably have the option to select from several different things.
This first picture is courtesy of Jeanne and features her cat Greta and one “Stanley.”
You’ve seen the second picture before, but I cleverly didn’t caption it then – so now’s your chance!
Get captioning! *settles back and prepares to giggle*
Oooohhh First 🙂
Captions:
Greta: How dare you show up in the same gown as I did for this party… Die you copycat!!
Chaos: Greta, let me show you the best way to go about getting rid of pesky copycats…
Have a nice weekend 🙂
Eva
Greta: Do you think someone will notice if I eat my twin from another mother?
Chaos: I want my SRM… NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOW!!!
I totally suck at captions Chris… but I wanted to say HI!
Good morning!
It’s too early for me to think of Captions so hopefully I’ll be back later with some!
1. I don’t want to follow him, but my eyes feel so heavy…
2. (Nepeta) Cat Aria
1. “Just one swift kick… do you think penguins can fly?”
2. “My throat hurts… does it look red to you?”
first picture..
“Daddy????? Is that you???”
Second Pic –
My official audition for Stephen King’s Pet Cemetary
1. No, it can’t stay.
2. I wanna be Gene Simmons when I grow up! See?
1> “Go forth.. my tiny tuxedoed minion and reek havok upon the city”
2> “Moooooooooom… Mayhem is eating your needles again!!!!”
Hee hee!
Greta – “Stealing my thunder, are you? You little freak…”
Chaos – “Seriously May! Gandalf told me that if you open your mouth THIS wide, you can see all the way into your stomach! Look! Can you see it?!”
😀
For Chaos:
Roar! I’m King of the Jungle!… What? Really? Lions don’t have catnip mice? And they have to *chase down* their meals? They eat *what*? Hmmm, okay then, but I’m still King of chez Chris.
1st caption:
Stooped Linux users, dey alwais tink dey so smart.
2nd caption:
Pleez to insert kitteh treet heer…pleez.
#1 –
No, I will not be your understudy for “March of the penguins II”
#2 –
What do you mean, “my mouth will stay that way”?
I have to give this some thought. 🙂
Yay, a contest!
1. My name is Kitty Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
2. Vampire cat is ready to bite.
It’s just not right for le pingouin to dress like le chat.
Chaos: “FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!”
OK so this is not politically correct (or even make sense but I haven’t had my morning coffee) but here goes:
Caption #1:”…A tuxedo cat, a penguin and a nun walk into a bar…”
Caption 2: “I’ve heard that joke before and it still makes me laugh!”
for the 2nd one:
WHERE ARE MAH STICKERS!!!!!
(have you read Growing up Cullen? is my Twilight obsession showing?)
for the first: “i’m giving him 3 seconds then pushing!”
for the second: ” Fa-La-La-Laaaaaaa!”
lol, ok i just went back and read the other comments and had to crack up that kathy , you thought the same thing forom chaos as i did….so that must be what he’s saying! lol
I can’t think of anything good. But I’m looking forward to reading the suggestions!
#1: No, you’re wrong — he doesn’t resemble me at all. (scowl)
#2: I am Chaos; hear me roar!
I have to say, I’m intimidated after reading the ones that have already been posted – there are some great captions already!
#1. Penguins can’t fly. Penguins can’t fly. HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE?
#2MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
1. I dunno penguin, I think my tux brings all the boys from the yard
2. will bite you if you attempt kitty root canal
No caption yet but holy moly – does he unhinge his jaw like a snake to open that wide?
Greta:
“You BETTER like to move-it, move-it!”
Chaos
“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s AMO000-RE”
Hrmmm.
Picture 1: In line for the opera…
Picture 2: See, Mom? No cavities!
No ideas for picture 1, but for picture 2: “… and an alligator looks like this.”
la la, la la
We’re gonna make you popular!
Mom, do you think that is good enough to try out for Wicked?
Not entering the contest. Just gotta say that “My name is Kitty Montoya. Prepare to die.” made me laugh out loud!
My caption for #2 —
“Siiiiiiilllent Niiiiiiight…..” (Looks like some of the folks in my church during the Christmas Eve service!!!)
1. My place or yours?
2. You see doctor, you don’t need a tongue depresser to see down the back of *my* throat.
or
Lalala I’m not listening.
1. “I appreciate the cloning attempt, but really, have you actually SEEN my nose?”
2. “Attention, Hairball Ejection Committee–prepare to launch!”
Noooo! Not Teh Funny! but so far, pretty darn funny.
1. Why would my human make that “thing” when she has me?
2. I don’t need to get my teeth cleaned! I floss everyday–even the back teeth. See!
Have a great weekend, Chris!
1) Out of my spot, you poser.
2) Clean up on aisle 12!!!
2nd photo: “Count ’em! 72 teeth in this mouth and not one filling!”
Picture number 1: Manly, yes, but I like it too!
Picture 2: MGM Lion Tryouts…Take 2.
P.S. Many readers will be too young to remember the Irish Spring commercials from my too long ago youth.
Stanley: “I have this unshakeable feeling of impending doom.”
Chaos: “N-E-S-T-L-E-S Nestle’s makes the very best, Chooooooclate.” (Farfel the Nestle dog. I’m showing my age there.)
(in a bow to a Twin Cities neighbor…)
So there’s a penguin and a cat sitting on an ice floe, and the penguin says to the cat, “Hey, it looks like you’re wearing a tuxedo!” and the cat replies, “Who says I’m not?”
“And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,”
boy, never knew Chaos could hit those high notes!
Greta: “geesh, when is mom going to send this imposter back to the icy wastelands from whence it came?”
Maaaammmmmm.. she stole my srm!
Greta: If you say one word, you will lose an eye.
Chaos: I think I could swallow May in a single gulp…
Chaos: Muahahaha! No one will ever know that I am the Head Vampire. And those Itty Bitty Kitty Vamps better keep their mouths shut about it…
#1: “Um…dude? You got a nice black-and-white vibe going on, but that orange thing stuck on your face is kind of ruining it.”
#2: “Time for a dental checkup, you say? Go ahead. I DARE you.”
Greta: You mock me one too many times!!
Chaos: “CHEESE!!!”