A few words from Mayhem

“Hi, this is Mayhem! Lookat this great kitty bed I found! Mom said these are freshly washed and very soggy wool socks, but I know it’s really a kitty bed for me! Mom claims she has real stuff to post, but she waited until the very last minute to do all of her chores, so she’s running around all crazy and told me to post for her! I hope I’m doing this right!!” -Mayhem

“But now I have to guard my kitty bed, because I think Mom has nefarious plans for it. Something about hanging it up to dry. What good is it to me if it’s hanging up?! Silly Mom.” -Mayhem

34 thoughts on “A few words from Mayhem”

  1. Oh, you silly kitty! Kitty beds aren’t supposed to be used wet; you’re supposed to wait until they dry. That way they don’t get your fur all soggy. Mom probably doesn’t like it when you jump on her lap with a wet tummy.

  2. Pets are weird. We had the carpet cleaned Friday and Layla insisted on laying in the sun on the wet carpet. We kept moving her, but she kept going back, silly damp dog :o)

  3. Gosh, you sure do have big eyes Mayhem! Wow, I wish I could figure out how to use my Mom’s camera like that. You really are smart. And cute. Hee hee!

    *blushing and twisting front paw in rug*

    Love, Gandalf

  4. Mayhem, good job on the posting. I think you and my cats would get along great. Not only do they love sinks and tubs, they help me wash the floors, sitting on the clean sections after I’ve mopped. I better go check where my socks are, they are probably making their own beds as I type.

  5. Mayhem, maybe you should ask Mom for a plastic swimming pool. Then you and Chaos could curl up together in the dampness. I’m sure Mom wouldn’t mind if her entire living room were occupied by a cat-endorsed plastic swimming pool.

  6. May, I think it’s very nice of you to help squeeze all of the water out of those socks for Mom, and use your body heat to help them dry faster. You’re doing a fine job!

  7. May –
    “My mom gets mad at me when my bed is wet! That sink makes you look about the same size as one of my toys – you wanna come over to play?”
    Ozzie *tail wagging furiously*

  8. May — You posted just fine. However, have you thought about how damp your fur will be when you get off the socks? You’ll have to lick and lick to get it dry!

  9. Mayhem, you seem to have figured out the posting thing without any problems – even nice pictures!

    I hope you got to enjoy your kitty bed a little longer before your mom claimed it. Moms can be puzzling, no?

  10. Hi, MayMay, I’m Edgar! I love to sit on damp towels, but not so much when they’re in the sink. You should tell your Mom to put a nice damp towel on her bed, after she takes a bath or something. I have my Mom trained to do this for me. It is the best kitty bed ever!

  11. Mayhem, please explain to me the lure of wet wool. I don’t get it. Hez is currently “helping” my sweater dry. Doesn’t the smell make you crazy? Isn’t the wet part cold?

  12. Aw, May, you’re so cute. How could your mom hang up your new kitty bed when you’re using it? Especially when she obviously put it in the sink just for you.

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