Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Baddest Santa Guy…
,
, wanted to make sure
was
, or, basically,
by giving him as
(plus he hoped it would be
for Jesse, instead of the
he usually got). Jesse’s first words upon being presented to Santa were, “
” and then, “Whoa, check out
!”
and some
later, he was
, making him
through to his
.
Erm. Yes. Moving right along!
“Wait a minute… Santa Claws is a kitty, not a naughty boy!” -Mayhem
Poor Mayhem, another childhood illusion shattered. Shame on you, Chris! 😉
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LOL! No words for this Misadventure. I had to laugh at the candy cane in Pegging Santa.
Poor May, her life will be changed forever now. 😉
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I should not read these at work
Chris- Santa is looking pretty buff with that six pack.
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Yes Mayhem, of course he is, now go back to sleep and he’ll arrive much quicker with your new toys and that Fridge opening gadget that Chaos wanted…
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Pegging Santa?!?! With a candy cane? 0_0 I’m disturbed.
I do love that Silver cover though.
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I’m with Tam on that “Pegging” cover. That one is in a class by itself in terms of weird! This seasonally themed misadventure gathers the cover art that proves my theory that erotica publishers + Christmas themes = total silliness. 😀
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After reading a raunchy Regretsy post and the corresponding comments this holds no fear for me. Just awe that you can make mostly coherent sentences out of this!
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He is a hottie 😀 I can’t snark today
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erh…it’s the thumbs up that killed me. *whew* Have a good Holiday!
I am so disturbed by Peggin Santa. I almost couldn’t keep reading. I need to go bleach my eyes now! I will never eat another candy cane. Never!
Am I the only one who thinks Santa is the most unsexy person in the world? *scratches head*
Oh my, Mayhem. I think mom has actually moved into more than pictures of Naughty Boys, she’s writing naughty, too!!! Oh my!
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Oh, that was an awesome post! The thumbs-up Pegging Santa and the horrid photoshopped abs (on two different covers, no less)…now I won’t be able to see BSG on another cover without laughing. Though I do feel bad for the model – he’s been forever imortalized on a book cover with a candy cane up his bum.
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I’m pretty sure that Christmas Rum Balls almost always lead to Tears for Christmas…
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I think I’m going to be scared for life after looking at Santa’s Package…
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ROFL Santa…I never knew!
Baddest santa guy is also the face of Coffee and Porn!
Lol, the candy cane pegging is just awful, and the thumbs up makes it even worse!
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LOL Santa Claws 😀
Thank you and Happy Hols!!
Oh my…he can be my Santa any Christmas!!! I’m feeling the green moster stirr in his attention for Jesse 😉
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OMG!! The pegging Santa candy cane…how did I miss it??? ay-yi-yi!!
OMG is right! Although I do like the Silver cover,too…
And the Pegging Santa cover is truly scary! But still, LOL!!!
Oh dear!!!!
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The candy cane in Pegging Sants made me spew coffee on the keyboard. Awesome installment of my favorite online series! Love me some Misadventures!
OMG! Is that “Pegging Santa” cover for real? Wow!
ha! that was perfect!
Pegging Santa! With that Candy Cane!!!
*flails and giggles*