Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Torso Guy.
shame was that he didn’t
. He’d thought about
to his girlfriend about the problem, but then
and wondering just
would distract him. He’d always believed there should be
, until his girlfriend told him that, due to his condom fails, he’d better get ready for a
at
with
the
as
. Having
anymore, Ayden (aka Torso Guy) gave up on his
and settled into
with his now wife and Shayno.
The end. Thanks to Wren Boudreau for finding the non-cover in today’s post!
“………………….” -Mayhem
I noticed in the condom instructions they recommend you tie off. Have we not had this discussion with regard to m/m a million times and everyone claims no one does that? No one is following the correct instructions? How else can the evil woman steal your condom full of swimmers, freeze it and then frame you for rape later? (I watch too much Law & Order.) I love how 15 and 16 have to be spelled out, as if the students would somehow miss that step and just proceed right from putting it on to taking it off again. LOL
I think Ayden should dump the chick and he should live happily ever after with Shayno.
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If this story isn’t a cry for effective use of birth control, I don’t know what is. 😉
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Absolutely hilarious! (Poor Mayhem – you’ve rendered him speechless!)
And really, instructions #15 and 16?
LOL! Instruction 22 – Really? It has to be put in an instruction. And instruction 21 – judging from my years at a waste treatment plant, most people throw them in the toilet.
Poor May looks stunned.
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Is it me or does Torso Guy look more ripped in some pics than others?
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I used to dream of being a background extra in one of my favorite shows, just so I could point myself out to my friends… but now I want to be a used and abused model in stock photography. Time to hit the gym!
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What Mayhem said.
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Poor Torso Guy should really have read his instructions. I mean, he came with an instruction manual!
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Wow, the narrative took a dire turn with that shotgun wedding! I guess the poor guy had it coming since he didn’t know how to use a condom. 🙂
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Chris- Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that chick in the dryer?
Clearly, I need to do more laundry…..
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I love these, keep them coming!
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Whew. You can’t imagine what sort of things were going through my head when you mentioned that I was “an important part” of today’s post.
Figures that Tam would bring up the tying-it-off thing. 😀
Thanks to you and your posts I can now track him by that protruding vein in his arm. Yum.
But yeah, I did get stuck for a few minutes by the chick in the dryer.
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I’m with May!
LOL It’s not often we see poor Mayhem speechless.
Please count me in.
..I fear he has no head! *hides*
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Brilliant – & love the condom instructions (although for those obtaining them from the student health centre in step 1, it seems to have missed out the fill with water & drop from height step).
Wow…. I think this was the most educational story yet.
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I have GOT to quit coming to your site on my work computer………
Very amusing Chris :). This has to be one of the more coherent ‘misadventures’ for a while. Loved the ménage twist to the end of the story, although I think I’m with Tam and he should ditch the girl and run off into the sunset with Shayno :).
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Those are quite the detailed instructions. Most m/m romances only include yes, open, roll, lube, smex, remove.
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That Torso Guy sure does get around! (In more ways than one..) lol
Mayhem – you are so darn shiny and puurty!! 😉
ITA, Mayhem. Wicked-er?! Not a word.
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So is Torso man just not hot in the face or is his torso just THAT hot that no one cares about anything else?
#4 is pretty important but I can’t believe they have to actually put in #15 & 16. 🙂
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LMAO! Thanks. You’ve given me my best laugh of the day.
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OK, that was hilarious! Thank you! Poor Torso Guy!
And May – what a stunning photo of you!
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I know, Mayhem…. where IS that SRM?
I love the Jenna Byrnes book – made me laugh…
I see May is in shock at the almost nekkid man you have up in here…
Off to check out one or two of those titles …That Marten Weber one looks interesting..
E.H>
Hehe 🙂
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LMAO
Poor Torso guy, he probably wishes he’d payed more attention to the 22 steps.
But I have to say that this recycling in book covers is getting out of hand. It seems like there are some guys who appear on the covers all the time. No matter if it’s m/m, menage or m/f, or what the genre is, or whether he (looks like)/slightly resembles the character in the book. Would it be to much to as that if the hottie in the book is a blue-eyed blond, that the cover doesn’t have a dark and brooding latino type? Just saying.
#9 Look for the Sombrero not a Beanie! Huh? I’m afraid this gets to cryptic for my Dutch brain, lol.
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Heh, the condom instructions tell you to ejaculate.
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I hope Torso Guy learned his lesson.
May is so pretty, but she looks impatient. Is she waiting for you to throw a pink mouse?
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May looks shocked. Maybe she thinks that the condom is really a cat toy…
And the girl in the dryer worries me a bit.
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Good one! For a minute there I was worried that I was about to see the cover of one of my books thrown in the mix. I had to run and check that it wasn’t, in fact, Torso Guy gracing the cover of Angel. (It could be his cousin, though.)
Mayhem looks so lovely today!