Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be revisiting our old friend Too Smooth Guy.
, Too Smooth Guy waited for
, hoping he’d be able to provide the excellent
for which he’d become known. Alas, when the call came, the Silkie demanded
because he’d failed to show for their regular
. (I’d recommend getting your hair cut ASAP, TSG. Oh, and that tartan on the next cover is just not you.)
When she pressed him about his whereabouts, Too Smooth Guy just muttered vaguely, “
… but ’twas hardly
, as you seem to believe. We are both
and you haven’t been
, as you seem to imagine. Can’t we move
with
(Hi, Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy!) and find our
once again? Must I jump on my
and use my
to race to your side with my
?!”
To be continued… maybe. Someday. Look! Over there! Shiny…
“WHAAAT?! More naughty boys?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” -Mayhem
You have ben inspired this time around Chris! And…rather scarily…I’m half tempted to investigate what Dog Sled is about…
I know May – we need to run!
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Yikes – what big teeth you have grandma!!
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Dog sled caught my eye too. I think it was the strange claw marks on his arm – I hope these weren’t caused by your kitties :).
Yes, jump on your dog sled and use your beast magic! LMAO!
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What a lovely surprise it would be to see smooth guy hiding in a cave or hanging out at the beach.
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Everyone’s obsessed with Dog Sled. LOL I don’t mind the tartan but the hair has to go. Short is where it’s at for this guy.
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Oh! But look at the pretty leopard!
Missy With Really Long Hair on that last cover has been around as well. Sort of speak…
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That shiny thing that caught your attention was too smooth guy’s photoshopped looking abs. :o)
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OMG, Mayhem almost scared the crap outta me o_0 and can I have a naughty date with the smooth guy from the first three covers from the top? Me likes him 😉
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Chris- Is that Naomi Campbell in Sin City? THAT is scary!
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Shiny? Where see shiny? Oooooh… that guy is skeeeerrry… too smooth… too perfect… must be an android…
Wow. Too Smooth Guy is a little insipid for my tastes no matter how many abs he has!
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What is doing with his arms spread out like that…ohhh slouchy!!!
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Oh, Too Smooth Guy…your girlfriend has issues. You should probably just give it up and take your dog sled back to SOBJ Guy’s house and call it a day.
I love that these are on Mondays 😀
LOL, good one! 🙂
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May, at least this one had a spotted kitty for you…
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What a passionate monologue from Too Smooth Guy there at the end! Too funny. 🙂
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Too Smooth Guy is just…too smooth.
Hate to nitpick, but shouldn’t his squeeze be called a “selkie” instead of a “silkie”? Or is “silkie” a variant? Or is there some really strokable paranormal creature I’m not familiar with? (This isn’t your fault, of course; you have to work with what you’ve got. *g*)
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KZ: Silkie’s a variant of selkie, per Wikipedia at least. 🙂
Mayhem! I’m on your side!
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Long hair is just not your best style, TSG, but you do get around.
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That man looks like he has wings made of muscle. uk.
Priceless… simply priceless!!!!!
Hugs and kisses and one day down!!!!
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LOL! I love you Mayhem.
TSG should feel special. The cover artist gave him not only long hair, but a tattoo, too.
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I thought the cover of Dark Harmony said “Dork Harmony” and thought “whew! Dorks are looking pretty good these days!” Whoops!
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Mmm, too smooth guy needs a few chest hairs.
I was watching one of those home fix-it shows yesterday and the homeowner pulls out an old romance novel and asks the host if that was him. He was totally embarrassed. Of course, you came to mind!
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ROFL…
Oh my TSG sure does get around.. And that tartan… So NOT him…
“You get those naughty boys Mayhem..” 😉
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lol that was great! And Mayhem – what big teeth you have!
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too funny!
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I wouldn’t have recognized him in the last cover. 🙂 Impressive episode, Chris.
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Another one of those odd boys..
Big neck, big arms and big thighs….
Get him May!!!! get him good..
E.H>
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I love these Misadventures so much! Ha! And I’m pretty sure that’s the best pic of Mayhem EVA!