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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 216th (The return of Duster-Wearing Sinister Guy)



Congrats to Lee T, who won Danny and Mike (2nd ed) by Valentina Heart!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Duster-Wearing Sinister Guy.

After Lone Eagle was

by

under a

, the

was left haunting the middle of nowhere,

.

Short and tragic. *sniffle*


*ramps up judging stare* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 215th (Fire Butt Guy) (possibly NSFW because butts)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Fire Butt Guy. It will become obvious how he got his name. 🙂

On

,

freed a

from a

, inspiring the sweet pet to release his

, “

!

!”

It’s definitely easier to keep them (more or less) coherent with fewer covers. 😀


“Monday and shameless naughty boys AGAIN?!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 214th (Naked Chiropractics Guys)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting the Naked Chiropractics Guys.

For an

and

, the Naked Chiropractics Guys were willing to sacrifice a lot – willing to take jobs where they’d have to ask, “

” every few minutes, willing to suffer through

and face down

, willing to read the

or the

, willing to listen to the

as they searched for

, willing to try to figure out how

would affect an upcoming

– basically, just willing!

Well, that was… different.


“No time to worry about naughty boys! Squirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrel!!!!!!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 213th (The return of the return of the Boys on the Beach)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with the Boys on the Beach.

Although it wasn’t on the list of the

,

were trying to track down the

, especially the guy who’d been described as “

“, which sounded like

to them – they planned on going in

and

where they’d be

to act out their

the best of their ability.

Pretty sure no one’s worried about these making sense anymore…


*giving THE LOOK* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 212th (WiHG is back yet again)



Congrats to Loren, who won With Wings (The Dark Angels #1) (2nd ed) by Z Allora!

Congrats to Tracy G, who won How to Train Your Dom in Five Easy Steps by Josephine Myles! How to Train Your Dom in Five Easy Steps will be released by Samhain Publishing on Tuesday, September 23.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Wind-in-Hair Guy (WiHG)… for the ninth time.

,

was a

, but also one of

(

) – no

was he, but an

who was, strangely, also

who’d

to the

so he could dance beneath the

on

.

Well then.


*radiates disappointment* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 211th (Blond Guy with a Vacuous Stare [BGWAVS])



Congrats to Neene, who won A Matter of When by Eden Winters! A Matter of When is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Blond Guy with a Vacuous Stare (BGWAVS). 🙂

A

whispered, “

even if you can’t pay the

” as it finished

, looking forward to

and

after it overcame

of

and successfully

.

I’m as surprised as you are where that ended up!


“If I refuse to look at the naughty boys, are they actually there?” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 210th (The return of the return of LAG)



Congrats to Gina G, who won The Luckiest (Lucky Moon #2) (2nd ed) by Piper Vaughn and M.J. O’Shea! The Luckiest is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Looking Away Guy (LAG).

Bar (which was located on

, across from

) kept

that he should really do some

ing before he decided to claim his

just

, even though James knew there was really no use

anything – Evan was always looking for thrills,

ing to temptation and going

over things. Why, just last week he’d tried

(definitely a

) because he was worried that

.

I know, I know, I wimped out on using a single run-on sentence…


*sulking about naughty boys* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 209th (Pucker Up and Kiss Me Guys [PUKMG])



Congrats to Azure Jones, who won Stripped Away (Stripped Clean #2) by Ellis Carrington!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting the Pucker Up and Kiss Me Guys (PUKMG).

Their desire for the

of

initially led them on

to find

in the

, but ultimately resulted in

– the one who was

had no chance of being

, so he

the groom

because he liked

.

No one can claim that made sense, right?!


“Maybe I can block out everyone’s view of the naughty boys…” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 208th (Open White Shirt, Hand on Hip Guy [OWSHoHG])

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Open White Shirt, Hand on Hip Guy (OWSHoHG).

the

he needed to satisfy his

made OWSHoHG

with satisfaction and got him

, but it all turned out to be

when the

overran them.

Um. Eww?


“Naughty boys don’t purr! Only kitties purr!!!!!!” -Mayhem, indignantly

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 207th (The return of Curly Blond Bangs Guy [CBBG])

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Curly Blond Bangs Guy (CBBG).

The

was held in

(under the

on the back wall), leading to plenty of

, but

held fast, even though several of the initiates were heard to protest, “But I’m

!”

Short but not sweet today. 😉


“Lalalalalalalala, I can’t see those naughty boys.” -Mayhem