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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 147th (What the Hell Is That on the Ceiling Guy)



Congrats to elaing8, who won Substitute Heart by Summer Michaels!

Congrats to Rita and Kathleen, who won Moonstruck (Lucky Moon #3) by Piper Vaughn and M.J. O’Shea! Moonstruck will be released January 1 by Loose Id.


No post on Tuesday, January 1 – holiday! Happy New Year to all of you. 🙂



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting What the Hell Is That on the Ceiling Guy (WTHITOTCG).

When

got together with

in the

to sing

, they thought they were all too well

to worry about its

… but it turned out to be

misplaced – they could not

when relying on

, who confessed, “

, the

you feel is the result of me

and completing the

. Now, hush, it’s time for

, and action!”

That was… dizzying. 😀


“Nooooooooooooooooooo more naughty boys, Mom! I mean it!!!!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 146th (Ho, Ho, Ho – It’s Baddest Santa Guy!)



Congrats Penumbra, who won Santa, Actually (That’s Entertainment #2) by Clare London! Santa, Actually was released on December 16 by JMS Books.

Congrats to Ria H, who won Chase the Ace by Clare London! Chase the Ace was released on December 16 by Amber Allure.

Congrats to sylvan65, who won Naked Tails by Eden Winters! Naked Tails is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today is the (apparently) annual Baddest Santa Guy holiday special post. Check out the original Baddest Santa Guy post from last year to find out how he got his name. (That post is not recommended for people who actually eat candy canes.)

Said Baddest Santa Guy, “This year,

was

working as

during

,

with a little

in his own

way while I was at

for

to celebrate

,

. We were laughing about

(

) when we realized with dismay that

, who’d been

and left with a

, no longer led

and would be

,

and

, like maybe

and to come

(but not get

) unless we could avoid

, practice our

, and celebrate some

.”

The not-very-conclusive end.


“Once again this doesn’t make any sense, Mom, because Santa Claws is a kitty, not a naughty boy!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 145th (Do These Suspenders Make My Moobs Look Big Guy)



Congrats to Vivian A, who won Turning the Tables (Sex Sells #4) by Kim Dare!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Do These Suspenders Make My Moobs Look Big Guy (DTSMMMLBG). (Spoiler: YES.)

was a sufficiently

to call

and say, “

! If you’ll give me some

and come with me to the

without

, I’ll pledge you my

and guarantee that it’s going to be a

.”

I’m sure it’s my imagination that part of the Misadventure almost seemed to make sense, briefly.


“I’m hiding from the naughty boys!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 144th (Baddest Santa Guy lounges about)



Congrats to Shelley, who won When Love Flue In by Lillian Francis! When Love Flue In was released by Silver Publishing on December 1.

Congrats to Lori S, who won Eight Days by Cardeno C! Eight Days was released on December 1 by Dreamspinner Press as part of their 2012 Advent Calendar collection.

Congrats to Stacia H, who won Snowbound in Nowhere by Andrew Grey! Snowbound in Nowhere was also be released on December 1 by Dreamspinner Press as part of their 2012 Advent Calendar collection.

Congrats to Judi P, who won An Isolated Range (Stories from the Range #5) by Andrew Grey! An Isolated Range is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.

Congrats to Josieb1 and Marie A, who won the Oh, Come All Ye Kinky anthology, courtesy of  Kim Dare and Ava March! O Come All Ye Kinky is being released by Riptide Publishing today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be checking in on Baddest Santa Guy

was able to convince himself that only the

of

with

, could pay off

to a

, who had been heard exclaiming

, “

! Ah,

as you

with those

y,

s* my need to go on a

to discover which you prefer –

*Apologies for that bit of disturbing alliteration. And… pretty much for the rest of this Misadventure, too! 🙂


“My name is Mayhem and I disapprove of this post.” -Mayhem

Not sure exactly how May’s left eye is going to look in the end. Not only did it get scratched during the Chaotic Misadventure, but after she developed the abscess in the back of her mouth, the left side of her face was all swollen… the point where she couldn’t completely close her left eye the morning the vet drained the abscess. From back when Chaos scratched his eye, I know it will take her a while to get used to holding that eye completely open again, so hopefully the pirate thing is temporary. But while her left pupil reacts to light ok, it also seems to stay slightly larger than the right. Still! She’s alive and getting back to herself, which is the biggest thing.

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 143rd (PITTG)



Congrats to Yvette, who won Journal of Sanctuary One (Sanctuary #6) by RJ Scott! Journal of Sanctuary One was released by Silver Publishing on November 24.

Congrats to choccygrl, who won Men of Smithfield: Adam & Holden by LB Gregg! Men of Smithfield: Adam & Holden is being released today by Carina Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Posture-Improving Tank Top Guy (PITTG)! Remember, you can see how I used the titles in the Misadventure if you hover your cursor over the covers.

had

because he’d been

, then

until he’d been honed into a

, leaving

and with no need to fear an otherwise

over a

fault after drinking

with the

,

could roll back and reveal

.

I feel strangely dizzy after writing that…


“Naughty boys. Still. No one understands how I suffer.” *sigh* -Mayhem

Kitty update: May’s doing great! Now I have to reintroduce them to each other… She’s definitely holding a grudge and has been hissing at Chaos under my bedroom door. Can’t say I blame her, actually.

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 142nd (The return of the return of SHAGY)



Congrats to Dianna, who won Mayon by Mickie B. Ashling! Mayon is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Seventies HAir GuY, aka SHAGY.

laughed at

as he

with

at the

on

, even as he told Loco, “I’ll always be

, baby, because not even

can separate our

!”

Hmm. I think Ezekiel’s a dick. Yes? No? Discuss amongst yourselves.


“I am too suspicious of your intentions to pay any attention to naughty boys, Mom!” -Mayhem

Although this picture of Mayhem was taken before our big misadventure, it’s similar to how she looks right as she realizes I’m about to give her antibiotics and put in eye ointment – at which point she curls into a little ball and puts her front paws over her face. Awwww!

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 141st (Disapproving Guy Who Disapproves)



Congrats to Monica, who won Locke, Stock and Barrel (Vampires and Mages and Weres, Oh My! #3) by Devon Rhodes! Locke, Stock and Barrel is being released today by Total-E-Bound.

Congrats to Helena, who won The Left Hand of Calvus by L.A. Witt! The Left Hand of Calvus is being released by Riptide Publishing today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Disapproving Guy Who Disapproves (DGWD).

at finding a

could not be contained (he could barely

, he was so delighted) – it was exactly what he needed for taking the

(then

) who thought he had a

without undergoing the

and eventual

.

Oh my. I think that guy needs to rethink the king business, stat!


*sigh* “I really hoped, after so many weeks without them, that were done with naughty boys!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 140th (IHAMUMCHG)



Congrats to Andra, who won Men of Smithfield: Seth & David by LB Gregg! Men of Smithfield: Seth & David is being released today by Carina Press.


Due to vacationing and such, this is the last edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography until October 29 or November 5, depending. If you experience withdrawal symptoms, do feel free to check out older editions.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting I’m Hiding a Mullet Under My Cowboy Hat Guy (IHAMUMCHG)! I know, I know, what’s up with cowboys two weeks in a row? It’s in honor of GayRomLit in Albuquerque this week. 🙂

For some reason, basking in

and listening to the

stirred a

in IHAMUMCHG, so he just couldn’t go back to

like he always had, instead becoming obsessed with

of those

feelings before he could be

and left with no hope of

.

*blink blink*


“Not only must I deal with your suitcase appearing suspiciously, Mom, but also with more naughty boys?!! Why do you make me suffer so?!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 139th (The return of HOHG)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’re going to catch up with Holding Onto Hat Guy (HOHG). (The original stock photo is called “Like a rhinestone cowboy“…) I love how they took this photo of a cowboy standing up and just pasted it on to couches in more than one cover. 🙂

The

always tried to

being

, but it was probably the

that undid

and fueled his

about

for the

, whose presence could make an

again, tame

, and (more unfortunately) make him

.

Erm…


“Wake me up when the naughty boys are gone…” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 138th (The return of the return of YCDYLOMWAG)



Congrats to Renee, who won Danny and Mike by Valentina Heart! Danny and Mike was released by Silver Publishing on September 29.

Congrats to Serentiy, who won Love Comes Silently by Andrew Grey! Love Comes Silently is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.

Congrats to Victoria H and Marsha S, who each won Dex in Blue (Johnnies #2) by Amy Lane! Dex in Blue is being released today by Dreamspinner Press on October 1.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Let’s catch up with You Can Do Your Laundry on My Washboard Abs Guy (YCDYLOMWAG) again, shall we?

depended on his avoiding the

and

, then

into a

during

, but after

. He was looking forward to no longer being the

and having his very own

sounded like a dream come true! For their honeymoon, he planned for them to cruise on the

, get in some inter-

, and order their

.

Huh. Possibly the most boring honeymoon ever?!


“More naughty boys. Oh, goody.” -Mayhem