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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 161st (Being the 10th post about SOBJG)

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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be trying to catch up with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG).

Unfortunately for

, he couldn’t resist the

of the

and

(even though he knew

), so he wasn’t terribly surprised by

, which left him

and feeling like

in the middle of a

, where he’d been

(looking very

) – hoping the

would follow the

and not decide to turn the

into

…

Whoa. I feel dizzy after that one!

“I can’t believe you continue to find so many naughty boys, Mom!!” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 80th (SOBJG returns for the 8th time)

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Congrats to Midia, who won Static by L.A. Witt! Static was released over the weekend by Amber Allure.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll catch up a bit with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG). He’s always so busy – this really is the eighth post featuring him! (And if today’s Misadventure seems a bit short, it’s because I limited it to a single pose.)

was

and he played it with

,

to get hot tips. This led

cre Vil to refer to him as

, then to claim he had a

because his

stole her

. Um…

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” -Mayhem

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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 61st (Well, hello again, SOBJG)

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Congrats to Juni, who won Yearning (Green’s Hill Werewolves, Book 1) by Amy Lane! Yearning was released by Torquere Books on Saturday.

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll catch up with Slouching Open Black Jacket Guy (SOBJG). Onward! (And keep an eye out for Trying To Tip His Hat Guy!)

Returning with

upon completing Operation

and rescuing the

(after making her

), SOBJG traded her for some of

and prepared himself for the many

before he would reach his

. When he finally got there,

yelled, “

! What happened to the rest of the

?”

“I’m sure they’re all

and hearty,” replied SOBJG. “But you know me and my

! I just felt too much internal

to the idea of hanging around and waiting for

to finally be complete, when instead I could be back home,

and enjoying

in the

.”

The end, because you’re all terribly out of breath from reading run-on sentences to yourselves.

“NO MORE NAUGHTY BOYS!!!” -Mayhem