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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 57th (The Return of LAG)



Congrats to Samantha, who won Tears of Blood (Drone Vampires, Book 12) by Stephani Hecht! Tears of Blood is now available from eXtasy Books.

Congrats to Marie A, who won the Saddle Up ‘N Ride anthology by Em Woods (and friends)! Saddle Up ‘N Ride is being released by Total-E-Bound today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Looking Away Guy (LAG). Many thanks to Jackie of Literary Escapism for finding one of these covers for me. Don’t forget that you can hover your mouse pointer over the covers to see the title as used in the narrative. Oh, and make sure you keep an eye out for familiar faces! 🙂

began with

in bed and continued

(that is, consistently) until she went

some years later.

“Dammit!” said Max. “I told her that we were supposed to be

! But she was so sure that the

for which she was

would keep her safe and

, living in her

. Alas, she was wrong.”


“I can’t bear to look anymore. Also, this plastic tub is exceptionally comfortable.” -Mayhem

Ebook Giveaway: Threadbare by Clare London [CONTEST CLOSED]

Many thanks to Clare London for donating an ebook copy of her forthcoming historical paranormal m/m romance, Threadbare, for a lucky commenter to win! Threadbare will be released by JMS Books on January 23.

You can also head over to Clare’s blog to read a special bonus edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography!

When Edward inherits the family textile mill from his deceased parents, he knows where his duty lies. As a young Victorian gentleman, he devotes himself to the family business and doing right by his customers and employees. What concern is it that he surrenders his own artistic ambitions and romantic passions?

But a hideous accident at the mill one day brings him into close contact with Mori, one of his most productive workers, a beautiful yet seemingly delicate and vulnerable young man. Edward takes Mori under his protection, bringing him back to his house. At last, Edward has found a friend and companion. His fascination for Mori grows swiftly into love, and he’s drawn out of his quiet introspection into a world of delight and passion.

Yet Mori has a private task that both baffles and concerns Edward: the completion of a stunningly beautiful, abstract tapestry. Edward doesn’t understand its significance, Mori’s devotion to it, or Mori’s strange behaviour when Edward tries to part the man from his mission. Mori loves him in return, he’s sure – but can that ever be enough? As Edward is tangled more deeply and irretrievably into the web of Mori’s love and mystery, what bittersweet price might he have to pay?

NOTE: This story was originally published in the anthology Masquerade.

Excerpt (scroll down)

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About Clare

Clare took the pen name London from the city where she lives, loves, and writes. A lone, brave female in a frenetic, testosterone-fueled family home, she juggles her writing with the weekly wash, waiting for the far distant day when she can afford to give up her day job as an accountant. She’s written in many genres and across many settings, with novels and short stories published both online and in print. She says she likes variety in her writing while friends say she’s just fickle, but as long as both theories spawn good fiction, she’s happy. Most of her work features male/male romance and drama with a healthy serving of physical passion, as she enjoys both reading and writing about strong, sympathetic and sexy characters.

Clare currently has several novels sulking at that tricky chapter 3 stage and plenty of other projects in mind… she just has to find out where she left them in that frenetic, testosterone-fueled family home.

All the details and free fiction are available at her website. Visit her today and say hello!

You can also visit Clare at her blog, on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, GoodReads, and the GLBT Wiki.

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“Well, at least the naughty boys are somewhere else today… *sigh*” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 56th (ONTCioMG)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Oh No, They’re Closing in on Me Guy (ONTCioMG). Keep an eye out for his long hair…

The

granted by

can be hard to

, even though the

considers it to be the

. Those who succumb to the bond are marked as

in a

that leads to

and then

on the

.

Oh my. And ouch!


“If there are an infinite number of naughty boys, does it follow that Mom will write an infinite number of posts about them?” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 55th (Firefighters: THFMBGG)

Congrats to Tj, who won The Stroke of Twelve (Perfect Timing, Book 6) by Kim Dare! The Stroke of Twelve will be released by Total-E-Bound today.

Congrats to Susmita, who won Offside Pass by Stephani Hecht! Offside Pass was released by eXtasy Books on January.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Too Hot For My Bunker Gear Guy (THFMBGG). And keep an eye out for our old friend Likes To Get Naked At Fires Guy (LTGNAFG)!

THFMBGG decided it was time for him to

again after he heard

talking trash about him and saying that he had no

duty anymore, not being the

that he believed himself to be. Worrying that

, something’s probably

, THFMBGG started

,

, even though she was all

(mostly ice), because he decided he needed

.


“So. Disappointed.” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 54th (MUMMCHG Rides Again)

Congrats to elaing8, who won Solstice Seduction (Celtic Fire, Book 1) by Bronwyn Green! Solstice Seduction will be released by Total-E-Bound today.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with My Underwear Matches My Cowboy Hat Guy (MUMMCHG). Keep an eye out for the cover on which he’s twins. 🙂

Even though

always acted the

and reminded everyone that “

“, he never forgot that

.

, his

led to him deciding that he desperately wanted to work as a

for

so that he could

that was the source of

.

*blink blink* Oooookay…..


*sigh* “More naughty boys.” *sigh* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 53rd (MCSIBTYG)

I never heard back from the first winner, so congrats to Juli-Anna, who’s the new winner of A Shifter Christmas (The Lost Shifters, Book 8 ) by Stephani Hecht!

Congrats to Jase, who won Knight’s Fall (Boys in Blue) by Mia Watts! Congrats to Tracey D, who won His Christmas Present by Rachel Randall! Both Knight’s Fall and His Christmas Present are being released today by Total-E-Bound.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting My Cup Size Is Bigger Than Yours Guy (MCSIBTYG). Poor MCSIBTYG – cover artists just love to mess around with his hair. I’m sure you can guess how well that turns out for him…

, always

, couldn’t remember why he’d thought buying

was a good idea after he’d been

by

. Maybe something in the

had convinced him… or, more likely, it had been the

in the

that led to him waking up as

, roasting as if he were in the

. Alas, if he’d thought that

was impossible before, now he also had

to deal with. Plus he discovered that

, the more likely they were to be unsuitable love interests, easily distracted

. So, in the end, he went home alone and got drunk while watching

on his Tivo. The end.


“I just don’t understand… how can Mom keep putting up these pictures of naughty boys when she knows I don’t approve?!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 52nd (CTHTBHOWHG) (plus bonus Smowmageddon photo!)

Congrats to Sidney, who won Chasing Alex by Em Woods and A Special Christmas by J.P. Bowie! Both books will be released by Total-E-Bound today as part of the Yule Be Mine collection.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Can’t Tie His Tie By Himself Or With Help Guy (CTHTBHOWHG).

had

, but because he was totally (Hi, YFIGTFLTG!)

, he had a

and,

that flocked around him after he woke up, started

instead of stumping. Hearing about the accident was

in his

showing up to express their

and take him (and his butterflies!) home to recuperate. The end.

Thanks to Mary Calmes for finding several of these covers for me!


This was my street Sunday at around 3 pm, looking down the side of the street that the City of Minneapolis was supposed to plow today… We had 18″ of snow between midnight Friday and Saturday evening!

“This is not very interesting to look at, Mom. Please do something about it.” -Chaos

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 51st (YCDYLOMWAG)

Congrats to Marie, who won Mistletoe and Submission by Kim Dare!  Mistletoe and Submission will be released by Total-E-Bound

today.

Congrats to Brenna and LadyM, who won His for the Holidays by LB Gregg, Harper Fox, ZA Maxfield, and Josh Lanyon. His for the Holidays will be released by Carina Press today.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Allow me to introduce You Can Do Your Laundry on My Washboard Abs Guy (YCDYLOMWAG).

After getting kicked off

because he fell in with

and developed

, YCDYLOMWAG was

and hoping to not fall into his old pattern of

. Maybe

of

would be all he needed

into believing he was actually the

and not

up to

to escape the

of

that was

parting gift to him as he left Kate’s Crew. And still,

him, even as he suffered through

, hoping that Cupid would allow him to attain

him this boon, and let him say to his old friends on Kate’s Crew, “

.” The end.

P.S. Did you notice that YCDYLOMWAG was both guys on the Interdependence cover?


“Mom! Another naughty boy! And o noes, his pants are going to fall off!!” -Mayhem the Aghast

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 50th (The Return of Shy Guy)

Congrats to Kaetrin, who won Beyond Reckless by Ava March! Beyond Reckless was released by Amber Quill Press yesterday.


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Let’s see what Shy Guy‘s been up to lately, shall we?

was that he was tired of being

on

. He realized it was time to stop

, start

, and then conquer

so he could claim

, which was

of Great Price, snatched from the

. Alas, it was hard for him to change his

, let go of

, and embrace the fact that

, not raining

. Then, without warning, a

gave him a vicious

and he learned the hard way that

. The end.

Anyone not completely confused at this point? Really? Maybe you could explain it the rest of us, then. 😉


*sigh* “Mom’s a lost cause, isn’t she?” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 49th (Candy Cane Guy rides again!)

Happy Fifth Blogiversary to Stumbling Over Chaos today! Wait, that’s me… 😉 Serendipitously, the blog will also receive its 50,000th non-spam comment today – if that comment is you, you’ll win a prize to be determined congrats, Jenre!!

Thanks to all of you for making the last five years so much fun for me!


Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! It’s been a while since we checked in with Candy Cane Guy, hasn’t it?

Candy Cane Guy was dreaming of the

he had planned for his night of

and

, starting with a

because he was sooooo done

, then moving on to some

, and ending with him

(or maybe

, depending on his mood). (EC really likes to pair CCG’s body with that head)

Slowly waking up, no longer completely

in his dreams, he thought about how wonderful it would be to have

, to be

with

.

Do you remember how Candy Cane Guy got his name? It was in the very first Misadventure, nearly a year ago!


*sigh* “I don’t think Mom listens to me at all about the naughty boys. At least there’s a handsome spotty kitty for me to look at this time…” – Mayhem