Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Guy with a Tragic Past. I mean, just look at that soulful expression. 😉

,

, was

to defend

(worrying to himself, “But what

?!”) after the Texan was discovered

cooking

for that new cooking show,

and Pastries – really, what

could go wrong, besides having to face a

, of course?!

…okay…

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“You know what you did. Be better, Mom.” -Mayhem