Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Disdainful Side-Eye Guy. Onward!

After

(who’d once said to her, “I will be

!”) was afflicted with

, she could see that

anymore – now he spent all of his time

, looking for some

and hoping to stake

– it almost seemed as if he was

to that

.

Hmm. I give me a -5 for on successfully integrating He Ain’t Heavy into this narrative. D’oh! 🙂

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“I wonder if I could find a different mom who doesn’t vacuum and doesn’t post about naughty boys?” -Mayhem