“Hi, this is Mayhem! Lookat this great kitty bed I found! Mom said these are freshly washed and very soggy wool socks, but I know it’s really a kitty bed for me! Mom claims she has real stuff to post, but she waited until the very last minute to do all of her chores, so she’s running around all crazy and told me to post for her! I hope I’m doing this right!!” -Mayhem

“But now I have to guard my kitty bed, because I think Mom has nefarious plans for it. Something about hanging it up to dry. What good is it to me if it’s hanging up?! Silly Mom.” -Mayhem