Category Archives: Covers

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 219th (The return of CrAG)



Congrats to Sally, who won Stardust by Andrew Grey! Stardust is being released today as part of the Dreamspinner Press holiday collection Celebrate!.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Crossed Arms Guy (CrAG).

and

,

was the perfect place for those

on the run,

, to huddle around

, bemoaning

and hiding out from the infamous

the

, who would be

and ready to act out his

if he found them.

O.O


“I despair.” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 218th (Hand Bra Guy)



Woe!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Hand Bra Guy. Thanks to Emma Sea for the name! Keep an eye out for the covers that give him a body transplant. 🙂

After returning from

ing the

and being rejected by

under the

,

‘s heart was as

– he didn’t believe he would be able

until, in

, he got to know

,

, who was a

to whom the Enchanted Earl gave his

after hearing Ragnar’s voice crying, “

, hiding

! Don’t leave me alone in the Cubed Dragon’s Den!”

Now THAT was a run-on. 😀


“Mom! Stop photo effecting at once!!!!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 217th (Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else [MBACG&TWWWRBAE])

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Might Be A Corpse Guy and The Woman Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else (MBACG&TWWWRBAE).

thought to herself, “That man isn’t going to put me behind the

and

!”, so she engaged in some

and began a

, declaring, “

, you’re not going to put me into

with that box of candy – I’ll be your

! Oh,

, dammit.”

Quite the twist on that last cover, eh?


“Naughty boys and naughty girls – things just keep getting worse!” -Mayhem

Halloweenity!

Bookity

Think, Learn, Do, Make

Cookity

Drinkity

Gluten Free

Crafty

Cool

Cool or Wha…?

Wha…?

LOL

Teh Cute

Reading Update
The Man with the Golden Torc (Secret Histories #1) by Simon R Green. Good paranormal thriller about Eddie Drood, the black sheep of a massive family that quietly protects the world from the supernatural. I was completely surprised by all of the turns this one took! *still  boggled* This isn’t rated higher because there was an awful lot of exposition that felt unnecessary and at times unending.


“I wish the windows were open. Mom is mean.” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 216th (The return of Duster-Wearing Sinister Guy)



Congrats to Lee T, who won Danny and Mike (2nd ed) by Valentina Heart!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Duster-Wearing Sinister Guy.

After Lone Eagle was

by

under a

, the

was left haunting the middle of nowhere,

.

Short and tragic. *sniffle*


*ramps up judging stare* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 215th (Fire Butt Guy) (possibly NSFW because butts)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Fire Butt Guy. It will become obvious how he got his name. 🙂

On

,

freed a

from a

, inspiring the sweet pet to release his

, “

!

!”

It’s definitely easier to keep them (more or less) coherent with fewer covers. 😀


“Monday and shameless naughty boys AGAIN?!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 214th (Naked Chiropractics Guys)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting the Naked Chiropractics Guys.

For an

and

, the Naked Chiropractics Guys were willing to sacrifice a lot – willing to take jobs where they’d have to ask, “

” every few minutes, willing to suffer through

and face down

, willing to read the

or the

, willing to listen to the

as they searched for

, willing to try to figure out how

would affect an upcoming

– basically, just willing!

Well, that was… different.


“No time to worry about naughty boys! Squirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrelsquirrel!!!!!!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 213th (The return of the return of the Boys on the Beach)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with the Boys on the Beach.

Although it wasn’t on the list of the

,

were trying to track down the

, especially the guy who’d been described as “

“, which sounded like

to them – they planned on going in

and

where they’d be

to act out their

the best of their ability.

Pretty sure no one’s worried about these making sense anymore…


*giving THE LOOK* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 212th (WiHG is back yet again)



Congrats to Loren, who won With Wings (The Dark Angels #1) (2nd ed) by Z Allora!

Congrats to Tracy G, who won How to Train Your Dom in Five Easy Steps by Josephine Myles! How to Train Your Dom in Five Easy Steps will be released by Samhain Publishing on Tuesday, September 23.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Wind-in-Hair Guy (WiHG)… for the ninth time.

,

was a

, but also one of

(

) – no

was he, but an

who was, strangely, also

who’d

to the

so he could dance beneath the

on

.

Well then.


*radiates disappointment* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 211th (Blond Guy with a Vacuous Stare [BGWAVS])



Congrats to Neene, who won A Matter of When by Eden Winters! A Matter of When is being released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Blond Guy with a Vacuous Stare (BGWAVS). 🙂

A

whispered, “

even if you can’t pay the

” as it finished

, looking forward to

and

after it overcame

of

and successfully

.

I’m as surprised as you are where that ended up!


“If I refuse to look at the naughty boys, are they actually there?” -Mayhem