Category Archives: Covers

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 229th (The return of Hint of a Plumber’s Crack Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Hint of a Plumber’s Crack Guy (HoaPCG).

, the

, and

led to

, who felt very bad for accidentally

during his

.

The speedy end! 😀


“What socks? All I see is another naughty boy.” -Mayhem

Ravelry project link.

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 228th (The return of Going to Shoot Himself in the Ass Guy [GtSHitAG])

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Going to Shoot Himself in the Ass Guy (GtSHitAG).

The

delayed

, which made

and

from

(

) and the

could testify in

trial even more critical, especially because of all the recent

in which the

, just

.

Whew!!


“I’m going to be really traumatized if someone gets shot in the butt, even if it’s a naughty boy!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 227th (The return of the return of the Always Never Quite Kissing Guys)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with the Always Never Quite Kissing Guys (ANQKG)… again.

After completing their latest

movie shoot,

and unwound, dreaming of summery

in

, instead of their wintery reality of

every time they drove home after checking the

.

If it helps, I’m confused, too. 🙂


“I wonder how naughty I’d have to be to convince Mom she should give up this whole naughty boy thing…” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 226th (Cowboy Who Fails At Rope Maintenance Guy [CWFARMG])

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Cowboy Who Fails At Rope Maintenance Guy (CWFARMG).

After they were done

(totally

),

rode

on the trail of

and

, hoping they wouldn’t get

because they were holding

and it was definitely time to

.

Back to making absolutely no sense at all! 🙂


*sigh* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 225th (Sword Spine Guy)



D’oh! I hit publish instead of schedule, so here’s the Misadventure a bit early…



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Sword Spine Guy.

hoped to be home

(and

) as he led all

(including the

, who were

unto themselves),

, and

away from the castle to bathe in the

.

Oh my.


“What are those naughty boys up to, that they keep trying to distract me with more socks?! I’m keeping my eyes on you, naughty boys!!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 224th (Car Crash Crotch Guy)

Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Car Crash Crotch Guy. I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out which cover led to that name! 🙂

, but

yet, he fled to

, hoping for

and

.

Something easy to follow as we start the new year. 😉


“Hmm. Where are all these socks coming from?? Are the naughty boys behind a mysterious and dastardly sock plot?!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 223rd (The return of the Hand-Holding Hands)



Congrats to DebraG, who won Even the Score (Knight Errant #3) by KD Sarge!

Congrats to choccygrl, who won Dear Alex (2nd ed) by Clare London!

Congrats to AlbertaGirl, who won Brit Boys: On Boys by Clare London, Ashe Barker, MK Elliott, Lucy Felthouse, KD Grace, Lily Harlem, Sarah Masters, & Josephine Myles! Brit Boys: On Boys will be released December 30.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with the Hand-Holding Hands (HHH).

who was stuck in a

was wary of revealing

, but

, he was already

and if he wanted there to be

after

, he would need

to help him with

and getting free from this stupid door.

It has the illusion of almost making sense. 🙂


“Hmph. You’re trying to use socks on the floor to distract me from those naughty hands!” -Mayhem

Maybe… 😉

Without Mayhem:

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 222nd (Loves His Own Abs Santa Guy [LHOASG])



Make sure you enter the contest for Even the Score (Knight Errant #3) by KD Sarge! Closes 7 pm CST, December 29.

Stop by and enter the contest for Dear Alex (2nd ed) by Clare London! Closes 7 pm CST, December 29.


Congrats to Kate, who won Holding the Edge (Cold War #2) by Keira Andrews!



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Loves His Own Abs Santa Guy (LHOASG).

Eve when

realized that

and that he didn’t care at all if he ended up on

after he

the

present his

had left for him.

O.O


*silently radiating disapproval of naughty boys* -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 221st (Straw on Crotch Guy)



Congrats to Irene, who won Fire and Water by Andrew Grey! Fire and Water will be released today by Dreamspinner Press.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Straw on Crotch Guy.

promised not

after

he’d had under the

, but the reindeer shifters

,

and

,

and

and

, promised to cheer him up with

.

Looks like a prickly photo shoot, eh? 😀

After all of that, horrible puns. I’m almost sorry.


“You should feel great shame for those naughty boys, Mom!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 220th (The return of Cowlick Overload Guy)



Make sure you enter the contest for The Working Elf Blues by Piper Vaughn! Closes 7 pm CST, December 16.

Stop by and enter the contest for Blood in the Water (An Act of Piracy #1) by Tami Veldura! Closes 7 pm CST, December 18.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Cowlick Overload Guy (COG).

Fleeing from the

along the

with only

and a bit of

to protect them,

felt as if their lives were

after

about

came at a cost

as they’d expected – now all they wanted was to head back to their

and relax in the

through the

and into the

to celebrate

with their Texas Family.

The Texas End. 😉


*sigh* -Mayhem