Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Are We Done Yet Guy (AWDYG)!
became a
after he was quoted saying, “
!” before revealing that his
‘s kiss kept him alive in
weather, even though it was
.
Erm. Look! Over there! Up in the sky!! 😉
Mayhem turned nine years old yesterday! 😮
“You couldn’t skip the naughty boys in honor of my birthday?! Weak, Mom, very weak.” -Mayhem
Stop by and enter the contest for Secrets and Bow Ties (Secrets #3) by Lou Harper! Closes 7 pm CDT, May 18.
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Serious Twinkie Guy.
Taking a
after severing his
from the
,
(that
and notorious
!) caught
while reading
and went out searching for a
.
For anyone who’s been concerned that these have been making too much sense lately, fear no more! 😉
“Why bother looking at naughty boys when you could just look at me instead?!” -Mayhem
Congrats to Sadonna, who won Jack in the Green (2nd ed) by JL Merrow! Jack in the Green was released by JMS Books on May 3.
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting The Body Snatching Cloak. Onward!
accidentally
ed himself out of his house on the
when, upon
the morning after conducting a very successful and
, he had
d down the stairs and
outside to watch the sun rise. Whoops!
So there are actually only four photos of the same, presumably original, guy, as seen on The Mercenary. Then it looks like a publisher used him on the cover of Lock and some poor cover artist had to figure out how to include the cloak and arm/chest rope on a bunch of other stock photos to visually link the rest of the covers for the series.
“Birds birds birds are way better than naughty boys!” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Torso Guy #2 – check out the original Torso Guy to see how they differ.
heard the
in the distance and realized he’d taken a
when he left
after having
– now he stood little chance of
in time for some
or two with the
and blissfully escaping his
s while
in sexy comfort at home.
Is it my imagination, or did that make sense? *squints*
“I despair of you, Mom, and I despair of all the naughty boys.” -Mayhem
Congrats to Ali G, who won I’m the Guy You Hate by Isa K!
Congrats to Mary B, who won LIMBO by Clare London!
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting the Not Kissing, Just Resting Our Lips on Each Other Guys (NKJROLoEOG). Thanks to Becky Black, who found a number of these covers for me. 🙂
When
are
s, they use
(particularly the
) to make themselves less likely to be discovered and
as punishment as soon as they realize they’re
anymore.
And it started so promisingly! 😉
“Naughty boys
?! And now they’re infringing on my space! I’m just so exhausted by such naughtiness…” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Towel Guy. Towel Guy is DULL.
Towel Guy believed that
revealed his
as he traveled from
to
to
to
to
, after which he exclaimed, “That was
extended winter trip! I had so much fun!!”
*yawns*
*judging prettily, with glow* -Mayhem
Congrats to Angeles G, who won As Spring Rain (2nd ed) by Valentina Heart!
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Staring Off into the Distance Guy (SOitDG), albeit briefly.
After
from being held for questioning about a
something or other cruise ship, his lover,
felt unsure about all of Kyle’s sweet
, wondering if he was being
by a con man and a murderer.
Oh dear! :O
“At least there weren’t very many naughty boys this time…” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Neck Crick Guy.
, the
and
were
with the
on
of the year on the
when
realized someone should be
instead of imprisoning him, as there were already
.
Well then! 🙂
“Why do you make me suffer so with these naughty boys, Mom?!” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Holding on to His Hat Guy (HotHHG). Again.
The
rode through the
to join the other
behind
, where the
was having a very serious conversation with Blake: “But you’re
! Why can’t you just
?! Don’t you remember when
the night away, so blissfully lost in our
?”
I don’t think there’s going to be a HEA (happily every after) on this particular Misadventure – what do you think?
“I think that the naughty boys must be stopped!!!!!!” -Mayhem
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG). (Don’t forget that you can hover your cursor/long-press on the covers to see how I used the book title in this story.)
By the time he reached
(in the
, on the
), it seemed like
(at least according to his
and what he remembered from
) was to
be a
, unable to resist
in black
after
ing to drink
with bad ideas and no
s.
Well then!
“I have sparkly socks to bathe on – today I do not care about naughty boys!” -Mayhem