• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), Book Riot (best out this week, romance comics, queer)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Cute ficlet.
• Book dragon.
• If you read Terry Pratchett, check out the free Annotated Pratchett File.
• SUCH a cursed beast.
• Complete list of rump’s crimes and such.
• It’s just nice.
• Cute fairy tale-esque house in Berkeley.
• Another cute one.
• Lovely house designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.
• I love all of the storage in the kitchen.
• Have we seen this over-the-top castle house before?
• What a strange MCM – it feels as if it was built without a plan.
• MCM that was featured in Better Homes and Gardens back in the day. In the present, it needs a bit of a facelift and for the gross carpet to be gone.
• Has potential, but needs lots of work.
• I like purple, but this wasn’t really the place for it, especially because they half-assed it.
• This is ridiculous.
• Comparing the realtor’s photoshop with the reality.
• Santa Fe house that is definitely not wheelchair accessible.
• How odd.
• Sigh.
• Whyyyyyyyyy.
• Absolutely not.
• These seem like something Fred Astaire would be carefully dancing down. The rest of us, not so much.
• Agility test.

Polly staring into our souls.

Serious Harry is serious.

Can you guess where Crawley the robovac is??

How about now??

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), Reactor (YA SFF/horror), Book Riot (best out this week, SFF, queer SF, YA,
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Ficlet.
• A note from a Gen-Xer.
• Cute!
• Crochet a dragon.
• Remote controlled “crab-walking table”.
• Limited edition gochujang-flavored Spam.
• Limited edition pumpkin pie-flavored M&Ms.
• Gluten-free pumpkin roll.
• Just nice.
• Very unusual late MCM.
• Very colorful, in a good way.
• Also very colorful.
• Cute, but I don’t like the stairs to the loft at all.
• Must love Disney.
• The Bubble House.
• Strange little house.
• Just here to gawk at the glam basement.
• I really, really dislike the faux aged walls in the bathroom.
• My goodness.
• Choices were made, many of them bad.
• Sad “economy ranch style castle”.
• That’s… an interesting strategy.
• Ridiculous.
• Cursed wine cellar.
• This is just weird.
• Huh.
• They look awfully flimsy.
• D’oh.
• Imagine you’re half asleep and going to the washroom in the middle of the night.

Bonded siblings are the best!

They look like they’re posing for school pictures!

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance, queer romance), Book Riot (YA comics/nonfiction, best out this week, queer), Reactor (YA SFF, SF, fantasy)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Video snippet of Terry Pratchett saying he wrote 75% of Good Omens.
• Ficlet.
• Very tiny ficlet.
• A short comic.
• Not your usual superhero comic.
• A comic about OCD.
• The truth about cats.
• Rube Goldberg marble run.
• Knit a druid hood.
• Fun paranormal-themed warning posters.
• Ding Dong cake (based on the Hostess treat, a-hem).
• Pumpkin spice bread pudding.
• Nice MCM A-frame. The stairs to the basement are perhaps inauspiciously located.
• Great MCM, although I have to wonder why Bath #3 isn’t enclosed.
• Decent dome home.
• Very colorful home in LA.
• Must LOVE stenciled walls.
• If you’ve been looking for a place with a 30 car garage…
• Has a $10k/month homeowner’s association fee.
• Barn castle attempt.
• Unusual and confusing.
• Must be this tall to use the microwave.
• D’oh.
• Yikes.
• Tricky.
• Belongs in a horror movie.
• There’s no perceivable depth.

Doesn’t it look like Polly has a halo?!

Harry looking out the window, showing off his naked tummy with his best “Woman, bring me a beer!” pose.

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), Book Riot (YA, romance, nonfiction, mystery/thriller, best out this month, queer,  SFF, horror)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Linkity from BookWyrm Knits.
• Discworld Humble Bundle.
• Cinnamon-roll Smaug (and more).
• Sort of a ficlet.
• “The tiger, he has destroyed his cage” sweater.
• Umm…
• Well, they were trying to reach a specific audience, weren’t they?!
• “Thanks, I hate it.“
• No-bake chocolate eclair cake.
• One-bowl chocolate chip muffins.
• Pet AT-AT. 😉
• Modern retro – I like it!
• I covet the bookshelves.
• A fairy tale house that’s actually pretty cool – the decor and furnishings don’t do it justice. Although I would absolutely face plant into that wall/pillar in the kitchen!
• Not a treehouse but cute.
• Also not actually a treehouse, but I like the look. I don’t like that the garage is basically on a wooden deck.
• Definitely not going to be for everyone – it’s very weird and the rent is expensive.
• The shape of this house makes it potentially NSFW.
• Can’t say I’m a fan of the combination bedroom/dining room.
• The house is boring, but I’m wondering about the life-size human figures. (Only two, plus a large creepy doll.)
• Kind of a weird bank conversion with an excess of teal and a shortage of closets.
• Maybe it’s just me, but it feels like this is in the preliminary stages of collapsing.
• Just weird.
• Who thought carpeting the bathroom floors and tub in red was a good idea?!
• This seems like a bad idea.
• It looks too narrow for shoulders.
• Definitely needs a step/footrest.
• Give it a minute to appreciate the full danger.
• Insert dramatic eye-rolling here.
• Eternal vigilance.

Polly and Harry, very serious.

Harry’s very focused on something outside.

Polly, looking out the window from the couch.

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), Book Riot (mystery/thriller graphic novels,  best out this week)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• A ficlet.
• On dragons.
• An interesting review of 12 Monkeys nearly 30 years after its release.
• Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavored bacon.
• Must love pink.
• I love the turret!
• Very colorful – I think I would need more muted colors.
• An odd sort-of A-frame.
• Time capsule MCM, lots of green.
• An excess of kitchen and numerous mysteries in this late MCM.
• Potentially cool MCM in Duluth, Minnesota, that needs an awful lot of work and seems precariously located.
• A San Francisco Victorian that’s very uneven and needs some work.
• Wisconsin cabin vibes.
• I guess it’s perfect if you live for model trains.
• For the aspiring supervillain.
• At least you don’t have to mow?
• Oh my.
• Tour through the place from We Bought a Funeral Home.
• Interesting house, but I’m not sure that all the furniture being included is a good thing.
• Bad wall covering choice, especially for a bathroom.
• Just no.
• Nope.
• :sigh:
• Deadly.
• Shelves should not be used as stairs.
• Wouldn’t a railing be nice?

Focused Harry is focused!

I call this pose “Polly Potatoes”.

I almost got a picture of Polly and Mayhem in adjacent cat beds! Instead, I have unimpressed Polly and Mayhem’s butt.

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), Book Riot (best out this week, queer)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Learn more about the Great Lakes.
• A knitted fence.
• No-bake GF Oreo cheesecake.
• A peek at the Minnesota State Fair.
• Look at what only nine million Euros can buy you! (Thanks, Cheryl!)
• Cute boat house.
• Cool house, but those spiral stairs…
• Potentially cute dome home that needs some work.
• MCM with a tiki room.
• MCM with some groovy areas.
• This house is crazy.
• Better not forget your robe and towel!
• Victorian remodel gone slightly awry, with bonus portal to hell.
• Partially converted church that needs a developer break it down into affordable heating units. The last photo really shows how huge the church is.
• Castle esque house with a disappointing interior.
• Not particularly castle esque and it needs a lot of work, as do the grounds.
• Confusing mess of a house.
• Rocks included.
• Why isn’t there an actual railing to prevent people from walking into the hole in the floor (at the bottom of the photo)??
• Yikes.
• Nope.
• Ouch.
• This is not going to end well.

Vampire Polly! Very scary.

Harry enjoying the breeze from an open window.

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), Book Riot (best out this week, queer), Reactor (genre benders)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• “12 of the funniest science fiction and fantasy books“.
• An in-depth look at Shadowfax in LotR.
• Soulmate ficlet.
• Tiny library ficlet.
• Amazing Detroit mansion.
• Very cool MCM.
• Cute converted schoolhouse.
• I’m a sucker for a purple Victorian.
• Kind of cool Art Deco home, although it’s oddly narrow and the neighbors are too close.
• Converted barn – the awkward bit might be the original hayloft ladder.
• Very colorful, although this “beach” color scheme is not a favorite.
• You should have seen my face when I saw Bedroom #1. And the kitchen is an absolute mess. I’ll stop there.
• Groovy MCM with alarmingly stained carpet in one room.
• Bright and cheery compound but Florida.
• So much potential, so much work.
• These people are not normal about chandeliers.
• Must really like plaid.
• This “castle” has heinous carpet and upholstery combinations.
• WTF.
• You didn’t even try.
• Really shouldn’t need a step stool to use the toilet.
• Why does the floor have to be red?!?
• I can almost hear bones breaking.
• Yikes.
• Nope.
• D’oh.
• So many reasons to fear these stairs.

Harry squinting in the sun, looking Very Serious.

Big yawn and stretch from Polly!

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance, queer romance), Reactor (YA SFF, SF, fantasy), Book Riot (best out this week, queer, YA)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Linkity from BookWyrm Knits.
• Cute not-actually-a-treehouse with a guest plane.
• Very colorful and cheery!
• Interesting MCM with all the built-ins. I can see marks on the walls of my condo where built-ins were removed. D’oh! I would have loved having the built-in bookshelves.
• Nice use of color.
• Cute little place, although the soaking tub’s location is weird.
• Castle esque.
• Has a few castle elements, but it’s the library I like. (No surprise there!)
• Intriguing house that desperately needs some color and a redo on the first bathroom shown.
• An interesting property indeed.
• Colorful house, although the murals do cover the windows.
• Very odd house – they obviously put in a lot of work, but there are hints of problems here and there.
• Bank “conversion” – the place actually has potential, but no kitchen.
• Mushroom office.
• Supposedly a Star Trek inspired remodel, but it fails at that.
• Polly Pocket AirBnB. WTF.
• Once again, counters should not be stairs.
• They could have done the right thing so easily…

Based on Polly’s reaction, Harry is apparently a bad flavor! 😉

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), Book Riot (best out this week, nonfiction, comics/graphic novels, horror, SFF, romance, queer, mystery/thriller/true crime, YA), Gizmodo (SFF/horror)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Some lovely LotR fanart,
• Apparently Jell-O “drove Bromangelon off the market”.
• Very nice Tudor – the library is amazing.
• It has a lot of issues, but it also has a very cool library.
• Cute little place that needs some work but has a lot of potential.
• Has its own mini Stonehenge, go-kart track, and more.
• A fun one!
• Hobbit esque.
• Cute little Swiss chalet style house.
• Castle esque exterior, but castles shouldn’t have wall-to-wall carpeting.
• Not quite a time capsule MCM, as the carpet is looks newish.
• Time capsule MCM, complete with sculpted carpeting and a bathroom with lime green fixtures.
• Small ranch house with delusions of grandeur.
• It looks like a mall.
• Has two casinos.
• How DO you clean the porous cement and wood in that bathroom?
• A ladder by any other name…
• Yikes!
• Dizzying.
• Very curious what it looks like from the top – is it as lethal for wheelchairs as it looks?
• Stunningly bad stair placement.

Polly and Harry turn four years old on Monday!

Where has the time gone?!?!

• New releases: Smart Bitches (romance), Book Riot (best out this week, queer, SFF audiobooks)
• Linkity from Smart Bitches.
• Tiny interactive fiction game, “you have created a monster”.
• “Brain study suggests we perceive time through activities, not by minutes or hours“.
• You’ve never seen evolution explained like this before.
• Baby red panda.
• Chocolate chip cookie dough frosting recipe.
• Frozen hot chocolate recipe.
• Recipes for 27 ice cream desserts.
• Very nice MCM in St Paul, MN.
• Colorful.
• Nice house with an indoor water feature.
• More Barbie than actual Barbie houses.
• Very castle esque interior.
• Has a Japanese tea room.
• Lots of potential for the price.
• Extraordinarily over the top.
• Utterly over the top.
• Weirdly designed and apparently the owners must be early risers.
• Bulletproof house. No windows, of course.
• This will not be a visually restful experience.
• “No, you don’t need no damned landscaping.”
• Why would you take good stairs and cut them down into bad stairs?
• Nope.
• Exceptionally strange stairs.
• Wha…?
• Ouch.
• Really, I could just put “ouch” over and over.

Teeny, tiny, Mayhem blep!

Bonded siblings Polly and Harry are judging.