Congrats to Jane, who won Not Anymore by Em Woods! Not Anymore will be released by Total-E-Bound today.
Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll meet Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG).
Because he had a
, YFIGTFLTG left his
, where he’d been
, and
, while trying to avoid his ex-
, who was after
. Whew!
The end. For now. Because I’m sure I’ll hear about all sorts of other covers featuring YFIGTFLTG, now that I’ve done this post. 🙂
Many thanks to Mary Calmes, who found some of these covers!
“Naughty boys, I stick my tongue out at all of you!” -Mayhem
Your Face Is Going To Freeze Like That Guy (YFIGTFLTG).
OK, that is a name with ‘tude!
No, May, not the…tongue!
A recent post from orannia..Gutless
What’s up with that face?
I am totally sexy, but at the same time you smell
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Are they referring to the woman’s rack in “Under the big top”? Seems to me that they’re a bit lop-sided.
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I love it when cats forget to pull their tongues back in.
Umm, am I the only one who finds the boob positioning on Big Top girl weird? One way up and one way down? No wonder the poor dear is frowning.
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Duh. Just read Marina’s comment. I’m not the only one who noticed lop-sided boob woman (LSBW).
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zomg….his face + lopsided boobies=full of awesome. 😉
Now, now, May, didn’t Mama tell you it’s never nice to stick your tongue out at others?
Mayhem- I agree, they’re not my type either.
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Looks like he has a headache and is simultaneously asking, “Dude, seriously???”
A recent post from trek..Hood
No, that’s not an obvious boob job, Under the Big Top. Sheesh.
This guy’s looks pretty pleased with himself. Or is just bored.
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“Gone stumping”? Sounds ominous…
He definitely needs to find a happy place. That frown’s gotta go. 🙂
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I didn’t think it looked like a boob job as much as it looked like they tried to photoshop two differently sized melons to match her skin tone. They don’t actually look like they are connected to the rest of her!
OMG! He’s freakin’ HAWT. I love a rough man. Le sigh!! Also laughing hysterically at the name you gave him. Heh heh heh!
Love the name, find the man attractive – but what did the artist do to that poor woman’s breasts? They are on two different levels.
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On behalf of YFIGTFLTG and myself and all the other I Ching forhead people of the world, I say “We are not monsters. We are human beings”.
From the eyebrows down dude is on his own, cuz’ the rest of his face makes as much sense as Oft-Mentioned Oversized Lop-Sided Photoshopped Melon Boob Job Girl (O-MOL-SPMBJG)’ chest. I’m stumped, which is not to say Gone Stumping.
That woman’s boobs would put her in the freak show! eeep!
~smooches~
I find myself staring with a kind of fascinated horror at O-MOL-SPMBJG’s left shirt strap. It’s kinda disturbing the way it falls into the horizontal cleavage of her (sagging? It doesn’t really appear to be sagging so much as simply *lower* – LOTS lower) left boob. Cleavage should not be horizontal. Also, it really looks like both those boobs are about ready to roll off her flat chest.
As for YFIGTFLTG, I thought he was kinda hot on the first couple of covers. Then I just wanted to tell him to get that damn smirk off his face. I think May’s response is perfectly appropriate! ;p
Scruffy man looks constipated.
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He looks concerned at all of it!
I’m with May. YFIGTFLTG is not my type. (His friend on “Gone Stumping”, though…)
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What a weird expression! (YFIGTFLTG, not May. I think her tongue just barely sticking out is very cute!)
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Clever name. 🙂 I’ve seen him around, he’s rather conspicuous isn’t he? 😉
I’m so clueless, I never notice these guys until you point them out!
He reminds me a bit of a basset hound. I think it must be the forehead wrinkles.
He has a totally different expression in one cover! Totally!!
I love these shorts.
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Hey honey… OMG… I am giggling… Thanks honey… And yeah… stick tongue out on Monday… is is Friday?!?!?!?!
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A circus is supposed to be happy place, but YFIGTFLTG (love that name!…and yeah, had to copy/paste it ’cause no way could I have gotten the letters in the right order) doesn’t look too happy to be Under the Bigtop.
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LOL, good choice on the name! He seems to be.. uh… straining. 😉
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Umm, am I the only one who finds the boob positioning on Big Top girl weird? One way up and one way down?
OMG – you’re right! YIKES!
A recent post from orannia..Gutless
Wow, those boobs are just…wow.
I do have to say I think YFIGTFLTG is pretty good looking. He looks like he’d be fun. <—take that however you will 😉
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omg that guy looks like he’s in serious pain…or constipated! lolol Sorry, I just had to say it.
I like to stick my tongue out at people too! 🙂
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ROFL! LOLOLOL Mayhem, you made my night… lol
And, yeah that guy is in serious stumping something..
Hey, I’m still looking for tire and chain guy – not much luck yet though, I need better skills.
😉
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I Ching Forehead People – LOLOLOL
Hehe 🙂 He looks a bit like Robert De Niro if you squint a bit but I can’t take RDN seriously after seeing him in Stardust 🙂
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This week I have read five of the eight you featured – so no adding to the list this week…
I am sure May is plotting some evil deed whenever the tongue comes out like that…
Go May…
🙂
I wonder Big Top’s boobs have anything to do with this news story I just made up:
Manufacturer Admits “Some Implants Filled With Viagra”
Ha! Too bad, though–he’d be cute if he didn’t look unpleasant to deal with.