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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography, in which we’ll be catching up with Everywhere Guy (aka Jimmy Thomas). Today’s Misadventure will once again focus on his covers from a single publisher, albeit a different publisher than that of his previous Misadventure. 🙂
It was
and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a
…but
was
about having to host
for
(
!) and the
who had found the
in
on
by arriving
to confront the
about his
for a
who had provided
that allowed him to be
.
I’m strangely out of breath after writing that one-sentence Misadventure… I hope no one tried to read it out loud! 😉
“Words fail me, Mom.” -Mayhem
I’m with Mayhem :).
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okay…I had to go back and read it again because I couldn’t stop laughing after “not a creature was stirring…not even a Back Door Santa!!!!” Bravo, Chris!!! Mayhem should be in awe of your “Misadventures” talent:)
I’m also with Mayhem
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Stubble, yes, stubble is good. Umm. What? Oh yeah, great job. 🙂
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Was laughing at the Back Door Santa, then creeped out by him finding the First Foot – your story brings out all kinds of emotions; bravo! 🙂
I do like the look of him 😉
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I think Everywhere Guy is an appropriate name for him. I went to his website and looked at his portfolio and boom! Tons of book covers.
Yes, I’m with Patti. Him finding “the First Foot” was a shocker! Then it gets especially dramatic when he arrives on the wings of the vampire! And what strange wings in the cover art. Kind of like huge dragonfly wings. 🙂
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Vampire’s have wings? Who knew?
I’m flummoxed! First I thought First Foot was like, you know, the first 12 inches? And they were twins, see, but one’s missing, so there’d be another Foot out there somewhere to, umm, find, right? But the commments make it sound like Finding the First Foot is a bad thing, so maybe I’m wrong.
Also, what evil, sadistic, photoshopping fool did the cover for All Hallow’s Eve? That blond boy looks like he snatched that wig off Linda Tripp! It even looks like the girl on the cover is saying “Oh, you poor, poor baby! Here, take my wig!”
that was one extremely long run-on sentence. lol!!! And the other guy on the cover of All Hallow’s Eve…WTF is with his hair?? It’s a bad 80s do!!!
I didn’t know werewolves were kept in zoos! See, I always learn something when I read these stories (not the least of which is how to employ punctuation creatively). 🙂
What’s Chaos been up to lately? I just recently had gill implants so I can breathe when I go outside the house.
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I think I’ve learned something from this…just not sure what. 🙂
LOL! He really is everywhere. But now I want to know what happened to the second foot.
Is hair really that hard. What is that on the head of the guy on the right in Werewolf at the Zoo?
Wow. I pretty much lost it after the covers for All Hallows Eve and On the Wings of a Vampire. They do not give these books a good image at all, and while we are supposed to judge. Well, I’m here, juding.
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Mayhem look so uber cute…I just had to mention that 😉 And can I just say *RAWR* on everywhere guy but the covers *shudders in horror* such duds *eek*
PPpfff, so glad country boy was saved…love’s blood will do it every time 😀
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I just loved your…sentence.
As I was intrigued that you linked to the model’s website, I took the bait and hopped on over. He is kind of a looker, isn’t he? I ended up at his stock photography site (!) and was disappointed to read that the only male model he has or wants is himself, but he’s always looking for “beautiful/gorgeous women” to model for his stock covers.
Wouldn’t he have some great covers if he actually posed with some beautiful/gorgeous men?
The photoshopping is so bad on the All Hallow’s Eve cover – poor EG looks like he’s wearing hair extensions. They’re so obviously a different color black then his actual hair. And what is behind the creepy blond guy’s head? Almost look like a black graduation cap. :-O
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Oh my gosh! One sentence!!! Another great misadventure.
Yay! I’m glad I got to stop in today. I’ve been missing Monday chuckle 🙂
Ok, amazing control was required to keep reading after Back Door Santa, but I think I lost it with All Hallows Eve – the blonde’s hair just about did me in!
May, you may be too sweet to say it but I can. Chris, WTF?
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I’d be a blaze too if I had to host a Cowboy Christmas!
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Everywhere Guy is, indeed, everywhere.
And I’m with May. The cover of A Blaze? Scarily, the man’s biceps, if looked at sideways, are the same…ummmm…shape as certain *cough* atributes of the women *blushes*
*hides*
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I remember this boy 😀
Thank you!!
Back Door Santa? I love it.
I’m strangely out of breath myself. Poor guy. Hosting a Cowboy Christmas does sound like a PITA.
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Wonderful! Amazing how you do this week after week. Sweet May. She looks so regal.
**waves hi** and giggles are spread… that one was good!
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