Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today, we’ll be following the misadventures of Too Smooth Guy, so named because he looks as if he’s made from plastic on many of these covers.
Too Smooth Guy set out
, charting his course by
and relying on
to keep him from going astray (or more astray at least). Indeed, he thought that he had
, but alas, it was actually a
, sweeping away
that was his only legacy. (Hi, Candy Cane Guy! Wow, you sure do get around…)
Too Smooth Guy refused to let his failure bring him down and vowed that he would
, no matter how many
were required. Unfortunately, he got a little sidetracked when he was captured,
, and compelled to participate in
in order to ensure his own
. (I’m going to pretend that the flaming guitar-playing skeleton is a figment of my imagination.)
It had been late
when he was captured; he was finally released after spending
a (*waves at YCMMSG*)
. Remember, boys and girls, that
goes unpunished and a little
will apparently get you distorted by the photoshop monsters!
“Mom, how many naughty boys are there?! Surely we have seen all of them by now?! Also, I haven’t forgiven you for not telling me there was still an inch of water in the tub yesterday until after I jumped in.” -Mayhem
