Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Allow me to present Holding Onto Hat Guy (HOHG). HOHG is

who has always been

, both when saying

and when negotiating

for

. He believes it’s important to maintain his

, after all, no matter how much that goal is complicated by the stock he holds in the

– particularly in the infamous

fund, whose value always seems to be

. One night, HOHG decided to stop at the

Club, where he ran into an old friend to whom he owed a

… Let your imaginations run wild here, because this one about killed me. Dang. What do you think happened next?

(Make sure you read Tam’s comment – she found another cover and added it to the story!)

“No, I would not look cute in a cowboy hat. You’re just trying to keep me from noticing that there’s another naughty boy here!” -Mayhem