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Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 219th (The return of CrAG)



Congrats to Sally, who won Stardust by Andrew Grey! Stardust is being released today as part of the Dreamspinner Press holiday collection Celebrate!.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Crossed Arms Guy (CrAG).

and

,

was the perfect place for those

on the run,

, to huddle around

, bemoaning

and hiding out from the infamous

the

, who would be

and ready to act out his

if he found them.

O.O


“I despair.” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 73rd (The return of the return of Shy Guy)



Congrats to Helena, who won Fanning the Flames (The Match Before Christmas #2) by Eden Winters! Fanning the Flames was released by Torquere Press on May 7.

Congrats to Lynn, who won Sharing Paul (Portals #3) by Jade Archer! Sharing Paul will be released today by Total-E-Bound.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be revisiting Shy Guy. Watch out for Candy Cane Guy, Everywhere Guy, Looking Away Guy, Crossed Arms Guy… and see if you can figure out who I plan to feature in the future as Smarmy Guy!

warned her there would be a

when

herself with

, who was trying to fight his

by

. “


bring me

, I know, but it’s all I want this year!” exclaimed the Playful Prince. “I’ve been

, trying to

, but I’m not sure that

while he’s

from the

is covered under ‘everything.’ By the way,

Um, was it really obvious that I had a bit of trouble with that last cover?! 🙂 I’ve had that cover since before the very first Shy Guy Misadventure and finally accepted it isn’t going to fit smoothly into a narrative.


“I’m starting to think you do this naughty boy thing just to annoy me, Mom.” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 66th (The Return of the Return of Too Smooth Guy)



Congrats to Dianna, who won Accidentally His by Shawn Lane! Accidentally His was released by Amber Allure on March 20.

Congrats to Tracey D, who won Trust, Love, Submit by Kim Dare, and congrats to Sandy Jay, who won Treacherous Sun (Nu Hayven, Book 1) by Jade Archer! Both books are being released by Total-E-Bound today.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be catching up with Too Smooth Guy. Make sure you keep an eye out for CrAG, too! You’ll be seeing some of these covers again in future Misadventures for the other guys on A.J.’s Adventures and Understanding Mark.

The

provided by

,

, helped protect A.J. from

of the

, whose

of

had lured poor A.J. into

in the

, instead of into the

for which he yearned. All those

at

eventually led him into

from which

could extricate him. Now it was

: time to give up all hope of

, time to stop looking for

, time to just survive until

….

Ah, the suspense!! The faint sense of wooziness from trying to follow that semi-linear run-on narrative! 😉


“ARGH!! There are more naughty boys than ever!!!” -Mayhem

Misadventures in Stock Photography: Part the 65th (CrAG)



Congrats to Lori O, who won Memories by Valentina Heart! Memories was released by Silver Publishing on March 12.



Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Crossed Arms Guy (CrAG). Keep an eye out for Slave Boy and Too Smooth Guy!

and his

told the

of the

, “Get

s, or you will be

and left behind bars with

. Then your

of being

will come to naught after a few

. By then you’ll be

, begging Goldeneye, “

, please! You are my only hope for

!”

*blink blink* Well, since I’m out of covers, this Misadventure is done! 🙂


“Naughty boys, I sneer at you!” -Mayhem