Errors in knitting judgment, part the second

Knitting a tank top from a tweedy black wool-silk blend at four stitches to the inch definitely qualifies as an error in knitting judgment. Tahki Chelsea Silk is a sweater yarn, not a tank top yarn. I even had to rewrite the Knitting Pure & Simple Basic Shell pattern for four stitches/inch instead of five stitches/inch so that I could use this yarn. Plus, if one gets sweaty while wearing this tank top (guaranteed, due to how heavy it is), it develops that odd and unpleasant silk smell.

This was another project from 2002… obviously, 2002 was a banner year for knitting judgment errors

“Thick and cushy… but what is that smell?!” -Chaos

“Why would Mom knit us a smelly kitty bed?! It must be because you’re stinky, big kitty.” -Mayhem

“Am not!” -Chaos

“Are too!” -Mayhem

*sound of fleeing*

“Ha. Am not. Maybe the smell is hiding underneath…” -Chaos

“Nope… Hmm. Maybe I can cover the smell up?!” -Chaos

33 thoughts on “Errors in knitting judgment, part the second”

  1. Poor Chris! What were you smoking?

    At least, that can be rescued. How about buying more yarn and slapping some sleeves on that baby?

  2. Black kitties on a black tank top…hmmm…reminds me of those famous images, “black cat in a coal mine” and “white cat in a snow storm”….

  3. I suppose, if you were the bizness suit kind of wearing person, something like that might work under a suit jacket…….. or not. It was an attempt.

  4. What cats? All I see are cat tails.

    It’s a vest now. Toss it over a plain white dress shirt. (looks great with Keens) Or get some purple and stripe it. You’ve got the socks to match. 😉

  5. chuckling here- yeah, we’ve all made those silly choices. I agree with some of the others, slap some sleeves on that baby, and maybe do a steek? voila.. cardigan!

  6. The project looks beautiful, despite whatever mistake you made.

    But I’m just here for the kitty picutres; you know that, right? 😉

  7. I’m with the add sleeves contingent. That or frog it and reclaim the yarn or heave it into the trash in the dead of night.

    I’ve made a too hot tank top too. I’m not sure that it’s possible to add sleeves to it.

  8. Do I dare ask how Chaos plans to cover up the weird smell? I mean I know how MY kitties try to cover up weird smells, but this is a family blog and we will not speak of such things here and I’m sure YOUR kitties are much too polite to do such things. But I just thought I would ask.

  9. Ah yes, the silk smell. I have a cotton and silk tank top that I like. Unfortunately it gets that silk smell after I’ve worn it for a while. Maybe it should be a “winter tank under a jacket or cardigan”. Course now that I’ve said that, it sounds better in Alabama than Minnesota.

  10. I’m sorry, but that tank top is pretty funny. I shouldn’t laugh, but what was happening there for that to become a tank top? wtf? 😉

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