Meet Underwear Guy, who appears in two different poses. The first is the “Hey, check out my underwear pose” below, which doesn’t seem to be holding the female model’s attention, does it?
The second it the “Let me just slip out of my underwear” pose – looks like that pose caught her eye, hmm? (Carefully, lady, you just might get an eyeful…)
His underwear can be Photoshopped to a different color…*
or decorated to be more fun…**
Or even turned into pants!
Turning his underwear into pants is not restricted to the “Let me just slip out of my underwear pants” pose, either! (So versatile!)
What? You don’t care about his pants or underwear? Um, well, ok, we’ll hide ’em and we’ll give him long blond hair instead. How’s that?
…or maybe not. The female model looks somewhat perturbed, doesn’t she?
*At the time of this post, I counted 17 different “Lust Bites” titles using this cover. Might have to do an entire post using all those “Lust Bites” titles to tell a little story…
**Someone else can analyze that cover and let us know if the hearts show appropriate distortion based on location…
Poor sleepy Chaos… All four of his paws, plus the tip of his tail, are in this picture. Can you identify each bit?
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn* -Chaos
*wonder if anyone else will notice the little heart right on the tip of his…*
*Did I just think that out loud??*
*whoopsie*
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LOL, Kris’ comment above!! Hee hee…
I can find 3 paws, and either the 4th, or the tip of a tail.
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Nice try on the hearts but not quite.
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Oh my goodness! No one can sleep, yawn and stretch like a kitty.
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Actually those hearts aren’t done too badly, they don’t look completely painted on top over folds and wrinkles. And yes I noticed Kris. Sig. What does tat say about me?
He does have nice abs though.
Why must they insist on illustrating long hair on the hunky men? It very rarely looks good – and even less IRL!!!! I have no idea why most long haired men don’t understand the benefits of conditioner.
Chaos… you are just begging to be picked up by all your feet! That is a strikingly similar pose to my Gidget’s “bloated dead cat” 🙂
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No no, that hair is so fake, what were you thinking underwear guy?!
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the hearts boxer briefs… i wear a similar pair to ever beer league softball game… on the outside of my baseball pants
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Bwahaha – I thought the same thing as Kris, once I was done with the abs. 😉
Yeah, I think I can see four paws and a tail. Which ones are which is a slightly different question.
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Chris- What do you suppose he stuffs down the front- a pair of socks, or a potato?
I count all 4 paws and a tail.
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I think I found all four feet and tail.
And the hearts – O_o
Yeah, yeah, do a Lust Bites story!
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Gawd, he’s yummy! But long hair doesn’t suit him, no.
I feel exactly like Chaos today 🙂 Must be the lost hour from the switch to summertime…
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The heart at the tip… yes Kris, I noticed it too. 😉
Fun post. As for Chaos, I think I see them all but if you hadn’t said they were there I don’t think I would have.
*snrk* The hearts don’t show nearly as much distortion as I would expect for all of the fabric wrinkles. The clincher for me was the one on his right (forward facing) thigh which looks like it has 3 or 4 wrinkles in the fabric but the heart image is basically undisturbed.
My close analysis made me wonder why they used a little heart on his front, but then I decided to let sleeping dogs lie.
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Your dedication to this analysis is admirable, Seanna Lea! 😀
That photo of Chaos looks like a World Weekly News photo of ‘Bat Boy’.
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I would have found all 4 paws and tail, except I was too busy staying out of the way of Chaos’ teeth…
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The first cover, they TOTALLY underlined his cock with the curvy top of the T. Maybe they want your eyes to follow its length… “look, he-re for penile location”. It’s a complimentary service the publisher uses. “I haz kok. Iz found fur u hir.”
Mia
Chaos keeps emailing me that he is a badass. Ha! He looks like a snuggle kitten. It’s May we see killing everything in site, he’s always all relaxed and cozied up somewhere!
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Chaos, you are WAY sexier than those silly boys who keep having trouble with their underwear. The tail tip is a nice touch, btw.
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Aw Chaos, I wanna have a sleepy, lazy day like that…
Yes! The Lust Bites story, please!!!
Yummy hearts never looked so good on a pair of guy panties.
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I’d look perturbed, too if a guy with that scary blond photoshopped hair was creeping up behind me.
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That is why I love Chaos 🙂
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I’m just waiting for someone to inform us what heart-sploo tastes like. 😀
Actually, I was looking at his lips. They’re very tantalizing.
Chaos looks more like Serenity in that pic. (Don’t repeat that to the kitties, though.)
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Ya gotta love men in underwear! There’s so much less to take off!
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I *can* identify all 4 sets of toes (and can tell front from back) and the tail! (years of black cat practice maybe? LOL)
ROFL
Underwear guy is certainly versatile isn’t he? LOL And, yes, the hearts are placed quite strategically. Oh the wonders of photoshop.
Good one this week Chris!
You look very relaxed there Chaos.
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Not until I embiggened the picture could I tell all his bits.
Of Chaos. Chaos! Sheesh.
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Hmm, those look more like tights than pants. LOL!
Dang Chaos! That’s a hella yawn.:)
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What is it with the long blond hair replacement?!
The edges of the hearts line up too neatly across the folds.
I swear they added a bit of extra shading in The Arrangement but the only comparison is with heart guy.
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Maybe the chick looks perturbed because she got stuck with such a slut. LOL And that blond hair…it borders on disturbing. How could anyone photoshop bad blond hair on him and think – yeah, looks great! ???
Spotted the 4 paws and the tail on Chaos! So proud of myself. 🙂
Hey honey, day late dollar short, that is the story of my life!!!
But I am here none of the less… EDJ was a b*tch today! Sorry.
Hope all is well and yes, you gave me the giggles like you always do, lmbo!
Snort. I am sure you have duly inspected the distortion factor on those hearts. LOL. This was one of the most entertaining misadventures yet!
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I had to have a second look at those hearts. Good spotting Kris!
And yes, I could spot all the paws and tail. I love the positions cats get into while sleeping!
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I wonder if anyone else gets as disturbed as I do by the Photoshopped hair – grrrrross.