The Tongue Edition

Nishanna is having a contest – caption a picture of her cute pup before Monday, December 18, 7 pm EST, and you could win some yarn!

Wendy’s putting together Knit From Your Stash 2007. Wisely, it’s only the first 9 months of the year. And there are additional conditions. Me? I freak out and start buying yarn like a maniac if I’m part of something like that. If I’m not, I don’t. Your mileage may vary!

So I have my blog signed up for Google Analytics, mostly because it’s fun to see what search terms bring people here. I’ve included some of the most interesting ones – feel free to discuss them amongst yourselves:

  • dress butt picture (whose butt?! I wear a dress about 2x/year, so not likely mine)
  • mom armpit lick (EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
  • sock monkey cookies (not sure they’d be edible!)
  • pics of chaos dying (NOOOOOOOOOOO!)
  • tossing ferrets (Like tossing cookies?!)
  • french coat flasher book (*blink blink*)
  • i love when my kids lickes my armpits (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
  • ferret licks my hair (I swear, I have no ferrets!!)
  • lederhosens for dogs (please make sure you leave the appropriate holes!)
  • pics “boy’s butt” (I prefer men over boys, but whatever)

How disappointed do you think most of those people are?! 😉

If you live in the Twin Cities metro area and are looking for a kitty, I got May through Underdog Rescue. They have several kittens at my fabulous neighborhood petstore (Urbanimal) right now, including a gorgeous little black kitten girl called Suri (yes, like the alpaca – she’s obviously meant to be a knitter’s cat!), another older black kitten (Esmerelda) not listed on the website, and a dilute tortie called Tink (Tink?? Really, you need to come visit right now). I cannot get any more cats, due to condo regulations. Hopefully some of you can!

Ok, since I’ve obviously run out of vim and vigor and blogging ideas at the end of the week, I present the Tongue Edition (yeah, baby, that’ll pep up my search terms).

“Neener neener neener, May, I’m first cat in the blog today!” -C

“Big kitty, it’s age before beauty.” -M

“But my tongue is bigger than your tongue, May! Ha!” -C

38 thoughts on “The Tongue Edition”

  1. HOLD THE PHONES, I’m the first commenter? That has NEVER happened to me in the year-plus I’ve been reading your blog. I’m going to submit this so I actually am the first commenter and then comment again on the actual, you know, post.

  2. YES! There’s a number ONE beside my name!

    My day is complete.

    Okay. On to your post. What’s with the licking of mom’s armpits? That’s a surefire way to mom’s heart…mosey on up and lick her armpit…

    And LOLOLOL. I love pictures of cats with they’re tongues sticking out. I have this picture of one of my cats sleeping with her tongue hanging out…she looks totally wasted.

  3. Dude….SO don’t talk about those kitties if you ever meet Little A, ok??? We’re not even supposed to have the kitty we do have! But the landlord can kiss my CAT!

    Lol…Mamtulip….I had the same question about the armpits! Yumyum! 😉

  4. Do these people really like the taste of deodarant or anti-perspirant? Hey, that’s an idea! Chocolate or whatever flavoured deodarant & anti-perspirant?

  5. I’m definitely going to go sign up for that google thing for my blog.. search engine hits really crack me up. I’m sure the tongue post will really increase your bizarre hits!

  6. First the linkage to hand knits for purchase that I might possibly pass off as my own AND then linkies to kitties that need homes and you know what,I have a home.
    I think you don’t play fair 😉
    Have a good weekend.

  7. LOL! Wait, we’re the ones who toss ferrets! Are you sure you don’t have ferrets? Thanks for the link, I’ve got to try that for my blog. Just of the strange hits this post will bring. 🙂

  8. *I will not click the links to the cute black homeless kitties*

    oh, damn, the willpower is breaking. now, how to convince dh & Kashka that another cat would be a good idea?

  9. My family has always called cat tongues: “pink licker things”

    So I’m looking at your picture laughing at the pink licker things, then laughing at the fact I still call cat’s tongues that.

    I wish I was in MN, I’d so adopt Suri and give her to my sister.

  10. Tink and Suri? Man, those have GOT to go to knitters. Sometimes makes me wish I didn’t promise Sassy that we’d be a one-cat house until she died.

    BTW, I once it’s posted, you’ll see that I’ve invited you to do a meme…because tagging sux

  11. Aw! A cat named TINK! If only Hoop weren’t allergic. *Mopes*

    I loved your search terms… Except for “pics of chaos dying” of course. Want to borrow my face-poking-spork?

  12. ok, what’s with people searching for “licking armpits”? (then again, i probably would rather not know…)

    there must be some strange fetish out there that i don’t know about

    and we thought saving cats’ whiskers was a bit odd…

  13. But don’t you realize that you really only own ONE (colored) cat!!! When I had 3 black kitties and one grey, I got away with 4 cats in an apt for 7 months until we moved into our house!! And we will be growing our family sometime in Jan since we own very old cats at the moment, the kids want kittens and since I’ve always owned a black kitty, my only request will be that one of them is black.

  14. Wow. You’re getting lots weirder searches than I do. An amazing number of the searches Google Analytics shows for me are just of my name — “janna”. That creeps me out a little.

  15. Don’t you love those search terms that lead to your site? Some people, I tell ya!
    I’d love to help out the cats, but I already have 2 of my own and they’re a handful….especially the one on drugs;)

  16. Ah, those are darling kitties — Tink has quite a story! I hope they find loving homes! Very weird search terms too – rarely I get one that is ‘what-in-the-world’ category, but looks like you take the cake!

    Hmm, we’re going to have to call in expert judges for that tongue fight going on. Chaos has a mighty powerful sneer on his side, it might be the deciding blow ;o)

  17. Chris- I can relate about the 9 month knit from your stash thing, (strange, it’s the length of a human pregnancy?).
    It’s like someone said a storm is coming, and you run out for provisions.
    If anyone mentions no yarn buying, I head right to the LYS!
    Perverse, isn’t it?

  18. Knit from your stash is a good but SCARY idea! I could probably do 6 months but not 9…. I’m not that strong!

    I love my “referring searches” in my stats page. I often think “man these people must be really disappointed with that search!

  19. Love the things people search for (and don’t find on your blog). I had one bloke looking for “hot pussies” and he found a pic of our cats lying on their backs on a hot day….

  20. After reading your post (we won’t discuss the armpit licking), I signed up for Google Analytics, although I haven’t yet found the search list. It’s cool to see where in the world the people are who end up on my blog page.

    Chaos looks like he spent a hard night partying in the first pic. May is hard competition for Chaos!

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