Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Today we’ll be meeting Oh No, They’re Closing in on Me Guy (ONTCioMG). Keep an eye out for his long hair…
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Oh my. And ouch!
“If there are an infinite number of naughty boys, does it follow that Mom will write an infinite number of posts about them?” -Mayhem
Hardsex on the white stones? Yep, that’s an ouch.
May, I think your mommy’s in it for the long haul—so few stock photos, so many covers!
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He looks kind of grubby. Like I need to get him into the shower with a puffy thing and some soap.
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Teacher’s Guide to Wildlife?! May could teach them a thing or two.
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I think so Mayhem. This one is a doozy too.
(Kinda creepy eyes too…)
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Oh No, They’re Closing in on Me Guy
Great name. He does have sort of a desperate and sweaty countenance. Must be all that hard sex on the white stones!
Hard sec on white stones? That’s definitely an ouch. Course he looks like he’s turning to stone or at least metal himself so maybe it’s not so bad.
May, I think we’re going to be seeing lots and lots of naughty boys.
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*snorle-snicker*
Hard sex on white stones… Geez, you’re priceless, woman! I see round bruising on bare buttocks as a result. It brings a whole new meaning to a phrase like, “I see you have big stones…”
Poor kitteh – her mom’s got a dirteh minde.
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I am, admittedly, a cover-slut. This guy does not tempt me at all. He is too creepy.
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Hmmm, not too appealing although after Tam cleans him up it may well be a different story. 😉
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Chris- He has those Alaskan Malamute eyes- wooF!!
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Oily Bronze Man aside, Mayhem looks quite spellbound by your story. (The cats must be coming around!)
Not only are the naughty boys (ad nauseum) but they get creepier, scarier and weirder. Maybe Chaos and Mayhem had better escape while they can!
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He wasn’t that naughty, I kind of like him
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What does it say about me that I focused on Hard Sex. I had go back and re-read the post because I got distracted. And still all I comment about is Hard Sex. *hangs head in shame*
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He is growing a torso out of the top of his head on the first cover. Maybe he’s an Olympian.
Glad you found a long-haired version. That almost seems to be a prerequisite.
Yeah, kitty– I don’t think mom’s gonna quit looking at the naughty boys any time soon:-) (At least I hope not! Except this last guy sort of reminded me of the chick at the end of Paranormal Activity… SKEERY!)
agrees with Mayhem – this one is a totally creepy guy….and where does Mom find all these creepsters?
ONTCioMG looks like he has been hitting the bronzer too much. And the woman on the first book could use a cheeseburger or two.
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I hope those dirty dreams were good because the hard sex doesn’t sound fun at all. Though the guy he was dreaming about has odd looking abs…
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Ouch, indeed! May does look somewhat spellbound, but maybe it’s just horrified fascination.
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It is looking pretty indefinite, Mayhem! But they are so very cute.
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Ah May, you are so math smart! Indeed!
I’m so glad I had time to read this on an actual Monday as it is so nice to start out the week with a good chuckle! Thanks, Chris!
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He looks like someone spray painted him gold!
Hey honey just popping in to say that it is Monday.. UGH!!!
But that just means that one more day down!
And I do think that means infinite number of naughty boys are to come!!!
I will stay tuned!
Hugs and kisses!
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Yes, May, I believe that is so! And this one needs to clean up a bit…
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Wow. I think this might be the least attractive stock photo yet.
Ooooooow.
I’m with Naomi. ‘Oh No, They’re Closing in on Me Guy’ is…scary!
May – you’ve got it in one! *happy dance*
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ONTCioMG is not my favorite guy. He looks like he needs a shower. Also, the chick on the first cover looks like she could use a sandwich. Maybe he could shower and take her out to lunch?
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ONTCioMG looks coolest as a savage – that long hair softens his naughty boy image.. 😉
LOL re Patti’s comment.
May, I don’t think there is any hope for your mother!!
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I like this cover model – very intense feature. He’s used quite a bit on Suspense, thriller books..
That Mary Eason book wasn’t a read.. I like her voice.
🙂
Covers to die for!
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