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today.
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Welcome to another edition of the Misadventures in Stock Photography! Allow me to introduce You Can Do Your Laundry on My Washboard Abs Guy (YCDYLOMWAG).
After getting kicked off
because he fell in with
and developed
, YCDYLOMWAG was
and hoping to not fall into his old pattern of
. Maybe
of
would be all he needed
into believing he was actually the
and not
up to
to escape the
of
that was
parting gift to him as he left Kate’s Crew. And still,
him, even as he suffered through
, hoping that Cupid would allow him to attain
him this boon, and let him say to his old friends on Kate’s Crew, “
.” The end.
P.S. Did you notice that YCDYLOMWAG was both guys on the Interdependence cover?
“Mom! Another naughty boy! And o noes, his pants are going to fall off!!” -Mayhem the Aghast
Lol, no did not see that he was both guys.
I like this guy, but the butterfly wings are just wrong!
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Maybe he has a exact twin (who am I kidding :))
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Nice abs…I’d do my laundry on them any day!
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These guys must go through more wax in a week than my kitchen floor needs in a lifetime…
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It appears he has an interchangeable head, too. Wouldn’t that be handy on those bad hair days? His bellybutton changes, too. Compare Kate’s Crew to Wolf Fever. Is there a preferred bellybutton style for book covers? More importantly, am I spending way too much time on this and really need to move along? Yep, I thought so.
Ooooh. Twins. LOL He does have a rather rough tummy doesn’t he. Still think someone needs to tell that author that Kingdom Cum stinks as a title. Tacky.
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Donna: You can’t actually see his bellybutton on Kate’s Crew – he’s the second guy on the right. 🙂
Um, Butterfly’s Child doesn’t do it for me even with waxed man chesty dude.
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I’m with Tam on the appalling tackiness of Kingdom Cum. I mean, good golly!
And this,
P.S. Did you notice that YCDYLOMWAG was both guys on the Interdependence cover?
I continue to be impressed by your eye for detail! I don’t think I ever would have picked up on that. 🙂
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Ew! Not a great fan of washboard abs. I prefer my men a bit sleeker and less like a gym bunny. I mean, how many hours must that man put into keeping his abs like that? And what happens when age catches up? Yep, a big ole flabby pot belly.
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Twins or clones?
Another good one, Chris!
Tam, I agree with you. Eww, what a title. LOL
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May- O noes—– run for cover!!!!
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Not only do you have an eye for detail, you’re able to make these titles work together. I continue to be in awe.
My sister actually did laundry on her friend’s abs for a charity function her sorority was having.
Ahh…college…
*snickers*
I actually did not notice it was the same guy on Interdependence. Honestly, I have no idea how you even make these into a little story. O.O But they sure are funny. 😀
Mayhem the Aghast? Lol
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You are too much.
That is all.
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At least this dude’s abs don’t look like a topographical feature. I’ve seen some that remind me of those moguls courses in Olympic skiing. Ugh.
So, who’s going to review Kingdom Cum? I nominate Tam. 😉
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Bwahahaha! The butterfly wings were hilarious.
Happy belated blogiversary, too–I let my blog-reading slip last week, in favor of work…
Kingdom CUM! SeriouslY?
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I couldn’t get past Kingdom Cum, ew.
Yet another great start to the work week 🙂
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No worries, May. I’ll catch the pants!!
whoa! just whoa!
Are you sure that he isn’t also both guys on Love’s Unselfish Gift?
Also the woman on the Sinful Heat cover has no breasts. At all. Funny given that it is called the endowed series.
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Seanna: Pretty sure. The other guy has a chubbier face.
That’s quite some hair they put on him for the Love, Grant cover.
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Mayhem, you crack me up. If I didn’t already have a kitty at my house I would so kidnap you.
Poor May looks so traumatized!
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Yes, May, I was worried about his pants, too.
Also “Kingdom Cum”? too gross.
Seriously, Mayhem. What are we going to do with your mom!?
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Dang, things must be tough on Kate’s Crew. And OMG, Kingdom Cum?! I’m not sure I want to know. I’m glad to see there’s at least one cover with wacky hair pasted on some guy’s head.
LOL! Watch out May, I think his pants could come down at any time.
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At least he was able to change his expression a couple times. That other guy on Jaynell’s Wolf mesmerizes me for some reason. *stares*
Omg noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…. Close your eyes!!
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I love how thje same models were used for Kate’s Crew and Morgan’s Surprise…and you worked that in to the story.
Mayhem the Aghast
*wipes tear from eye*
You’re a genius!
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avert your eyes May… eeek…. yes, they just might tumble off.
and Chris – I cannot even believe that you find all these covers… hysterical.
Ha!!! That’s awesome. Either way the boy has wings. 🙂
That title… Kingdom Cum. OMG!
Hmm, I hate doing the laundry, but if I could do them on a washboard like his… no problem anymore. 😀
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I missed this one Chris.
Genius as usaul. I didn’t notice the abs as much as the deformed crick in his neck. Maybe it’s from looking at his abs all the time.
ROFL!!
Mayhem – you are too funny!!
And, OMG “You Can Do Your Laundry on My Washboard Abs Guy” – that is quite a handle making for an even more interesting acronym.
LOL Great misadventures. 😉
Are we going to be treated to a Santa guy??
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